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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.

I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after.
 
granted, but so do the people who were insulted.

i wish my back didn't hurt
 
Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.

I wish my socks will stop disappearing.
 
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Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.

I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?)
 
Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.

I wish I didn't have stairs.
 
Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.

I wish physical pain did not exist.
 
Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.

I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night.
 
Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.

I wish cancer would be cured.
 
Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.

I wish I was 8 inches taller.
 
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