~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you only have 2 tickets.

I wish for a 50% increase in drawing skill.

 

[TY]

granted, but coloring takes a decrease in 99%

I wish I had more spare time on my hands

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but then you grow bored of it

I wish the sun wasn't so bright

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you get so cold when the sun is not bright.

I wish the bathroom upstairs was not built in a room and instead, I want it to be built in a hallway.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted the sink, toilet and bathtub are in the hallway blocking your path.

I wish I could warp reality to my whim

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you have to pay $100 every time you want to use the power

I wish for a BMX bike

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but it attracts dogs who will instantly become ferocious every time you ride on it and every dog you ride past will all chase you, wanting to bite you.

I wish to be a good writer.

 

[TY]

Granted, but its in a language no one can understand

I wish I wasnt useless

 

[PageEmp]

Granted but then you become so useful that everyone wants you to be in their job and you'd probably be really busy.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, now your phone bill gets raised up to 95%.

I wish I had friends who can live with me in an apartment.

 

[TY]

granted, but the apartment is full with issues

I wish I lived in another country

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, you now live on your own in war torn Syria.

I wish for $1,000,000,000 in gta online

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish the GM's on the Webzen forums would ban rude players bashing and insulting on the forums.

 

[TY]

granted, but its a 1 day ban

I wish I had a lifetime supply of pizza

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but now you have to finish all of it or else it'll go away in 2 years

I wish I had a movie theater to myself that I could watch any movie in

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. No audio plays, however.

I wish I was a little buffer.

 

[Enpatsu Shakugan]

Granted, but you're equivalently diminished downstairs.

I wish my boss could learn some tact.

 

[peter McLightning]

Granted, but he died the next day because of cancer.

I wish my enemies to get death.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but they'll now forever haunt you as spectres, jinxing your every move!

I wish I had the first edition of Watership Down.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the first edition book is damaged and some of the pages are missing.

I wish I was always confident.