This is no ordinary car, officer! It's the Starmobile. My magnezone and I are here fighting Team Star, trying to stop the kids from becoming bullies and criminals, or getting expelled. Just ask Dire...I mean, ask Clive, my upper classman will vouch that I'm not a bad student, and am supposed to be here.
This is the most blatant case of cheating I have ever seen, you are using splash, a non damaging move, and yet every time your Magikarp uses it the move does 100 base power and hits all pokemon on the field. I'd love to hear you wiggle your way out of this one, cheater.