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[color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
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- Seen Nov 16, 2023
"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleons. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast...