Question the answer above

[Duck]

How many spiders do your toddler eat daily?

1 in 20 people suffer a crime ... This means 19 in 20 people are criminals.

 

[Starlight]

Spoiler:

Why is everyone eating spiders lately?

How many spiders do your toddler eat daily?

1 in 20 people suffer a crime ... This means 19 in 20 people are criminals.

Don't you believe in humanity?

My radiator is way too high!

 

[Roni]

What's one drawback to living in the South Pole?

I'm pretty sure he's 6' 3".

 

[ReKoil]

How do you say 'I'm pretty sure he's 190.5 cm' in an inferior measurement system? 😇
Metric system ftw! 😉

Just flood the valley!

 

[Duck]

Our wastedam is gonna burst! What do we do?
Alas, there are people that do think like this

Hawaiian pizza isn't Hawaiian, but it's the best pizza ever.

Spoiler:

Why is everyone eating spiders lately?

Spoiler:

They aren't, Spiders Georg who lives in a cave in Peru

 

[StCooler]

What's your most controversial opinion?

I was playing League of Legends, but I am terrible at it.

Spoiler:

How do you say 'I'm pretty sure he's 190.5 cm' in an inferior measurement system? 😇
Metric system ftw! 😉

Now that I'm in North America, I still don't get it when they tell measurements in feet or inches :(
For weights, I have a tip if you want a quick guess:
From lbs to kg: divide per 2 and substract 10% . 1102 lbs ~ (1102 / 2) * (1 - 0.1) = 496 kg (real result: 500 kg)
From kg to lbs: multiply per 2 and add 10%. 500 kg ~ (500 * 2) * (1 + 0.1) = 1100 lbs (real result: 1102 lbs)

 

[Megan]

Why do you spend so much time in your room, as of lately?

I need more gas or it won't last for long enough.

 

[Roni]

I heard you were trying to break the world record for longest continuous fart. How's that going so far?

Math. It's always Math...

 

[Starlight]

What do you and Cooler talk about on the phone?

One blue, four pink!

 

[ReKoil]

Which of these Teletubbies dolls would you like?

The rise and fall of skynet.

 

[Duck]

What's a feel good romcom you like?

There was I, laying on the cold bathroom floor with only the shower curtains to keep me warm.

 

[Starlight]

Can you begin telling me that story about the rogue cloths moths again?

A very snazzy machine!

 

[StCooler]

But, if you don't have a washing machine, what do you use to wash your clothes?

A pound of beef with spice.

 

[Duck]

What's a good homemade remedy for blisters?

A partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Megan]

What can only be seen from up above the sky?

I'll try again, it's only been my 12425th attempt!

 

[ReKoil]

Have you managed to Megan Evolve yet?

I'll huff and I'll puff....

 

[Duck]

How will you bypass the firewall?

I'll have a Mac and Cheese I guess

 

[Roni]

You finally awoke from a 30 year coma. What's the first thing you do?

I need a wireless one for goodness' sake!

 

[StCooler]

Do you like your new puppy?

No more than ten times a day.

 

[Megan]

How often do you change your underwear?

I went and bought a fan but only got a fan instead.