Random Job Generator

[Fairy]

"Gamekeeper"

..I don't know what that is. Am I the DM of the game? Do I keep score of sporting events? lol

Edit: tried again cause I have no idea what a Gamekeeper does and got "Gardener"! Already do it and already love it! n_n;

 

[Venonat in Space]

Why am I a butcher? That'd be depressing. *cries*

 

[Sheep]

oh my god this is a great thread

apparently I'm an....
Antique dealer

this involves having a smooth tongue to make sales and that's not something I can do well at all. whelp time to suffer :D but it could be worse, could be a public speaker! I'll make this work!!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Builder

The perks of having telekinetic powers!

~~Beams Levitating Gardevoir~~

 

[TwilightBlade]

Salesperson

I'd suck at this job unless if I was both knowledgeable and passionate about what I'm trying to sell. So uh I guess I'm selling some Pokemon games/merch!

If I'm the cold calling type of salesperson, just end my career...

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Engineer!

I had to learn some skills to make my telepathic transmitter microphone. So, I wouldn't start from nothing!

~Device Engineering Gardevoir~

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Massage therapist

Oh my... well, if I can choose my clientele, maybe it won't be so bad! 😇

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Beauty therapist.

To make YOU look perfect before the camera!

~Body Embellishing Gardevoir~

Edit: Noone else, human or pokémon, wanting to try new jobs ? 😢

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Chimney Sweep sounds just as what you would expect, cleaning the inerds of Santa's inconvenient elevator. I wonder if I'll be getting any calls on Christmas?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Dietician.

To help YOU eat healthy!

~Food Advisor Gardevoir~

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Postal delivery worker, or in short; a mail man. Guess exercise and talking to strangers has to start from somewhere. I don't think I'll like this much, though.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Disc Jockey.

*WUB WUB WUB*

Spoiler:

Alright, everyone! LET'S DANCE!

~Party Hard Gardevoir~

 

[ReKoil]

Art critic

So basically I got to pick a favorite or two and then talk trash about every other artist, right?
I can do that.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Art historian.

I would sure like to do that! Study art history, and teach classes about the likes of Smearguglielmo Della Porta!

~Art Scholar Gardevoir~

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Archivist

I'd hate to lose information, even the extraneous details of dubious knowledge needs to see the day of light by someone!

Actually, I'd be happy if this were my job.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Pathologist

... I don't think I would be in for this... Sciency jobs aren't really my thing, and examining what pathologists examine... Hum...

~Lab Testing Gardevoir~

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Childcare Worker

Spoiler:

Please, help me.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Childcare Worker

Spoiler:

Please, help me.

Babbling human toddlers climbing and drooling on you ? I have been there! ^^

Circus worker!

Now I would certainly enjoy doing that! Entertaining the public and making them laugh!

Spoiler:

~Giggly Gardy the Clown~

 

[ReKoil]

Make-up artist

Oh no.... I'll just straight up ruin people's faces as I know diddly about makeup xD

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Researcher

Looks like I'm already doing that kind of things! Fact-checking pokédex entries, solving ancient mysteries, ...

~Professor G.~