Say something scandalous about the above user

[Starlight]

The user above has a bathroom with no bath
ok that's actually me...

 

[Cid]

The user above sings For The First Time In Forever very loudly in the shower.

Bathroom with no bath reminded me of a lyric from that song haha

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above likes singing

 

[ReKoil]

the user above is in a boy band: the squirtlers

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above collects shiny things

 

[ReKoil]

the user above spends half his day playing in the water

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above watches the seconds tick by

 

[ReKoil]

the user above wants to be in a Jumanji movie

 

[StCooler]

The user above wouldn't survive in Jumanji.

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above watches paint dry...and likes it

 

[Arcaneum]

The user above makes sure to open a gate and not leave it the way they saw it.

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above uses mouth wash first then flosses then brushes

 

[Arcaneum]

The above user hates turtles.

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above speaks aloud in a library

 

[ElBurrito]

The user above is the reason zoos need "don't touch the animals" signs. _{That's actually me, I'm just projecting.}

 

[Megan]

The user above is projecting his tendencies onto other people!

 

[StCooler]

The user above takes two hours to make the perfect character in every videogames she buys.

 

[Arcaneum]

That is not a crime!!!!!

The above user opens up crisp packets upside-down.

 

[Starlight]

The above user opens up crisp packets upside-down.

Awwww hell no! 😱

The user above has a heat lamp in their fridge.

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above has a cooling pad in the stove