Say Something Silly!!!!

[Dave]

if the sky is blue...
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Water is blue...
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Then why I am not blue???

 

[Roni]

what's a fun way to tell someone that Tess underwent hormone replacement therapy?

Tess tossed her own testosterone!

 

[Starlight]

Merry Easter peeps!

 

[Roni]

Easter? I hardly know her!

 

[Starlight]

Will the real slim Eevee, please stand up

 

[Roni]

Out of tune jingles make my willies tingle

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I've got some beef with the wind, she keeps showing up uninvited everywhere.

 

[Roni]

so we're doing one liners now eh?

Parallel lines have so much in common, but it's a shame they'll never meet.

 

[Duck]

Parallel lines never meet because of Euclid. If they had any artist friends they'd meet at infinity.

 

[Roni]

you know what they say, yas yeht tahw wonk uoy

 

[Orcaline]

PB; Firefox; Peebs

 

[Roni]

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

 

[Duck]

One day, your parents set you down and never picked you up again.

 

[Roni]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but the healthcare funds i need will finish me off.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

The last words of 2020 that I said were "Clever last words!"

 

[Roni]

You think Vlance Armstrength is shifting into the active bass-boost granny-gear in the French Alps? No, this is a 1982 single-speed Bridgestone; you're eating 4 pounds of white flour pasta a night, just put it in the work, cut from a tree, okay?

 

[Starlight]

I will never post in forum games again 😁

 

[Teppanyaki]

They eat the baby was one of the things google translate spewed out

 

[Duck]

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct English sentence.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

If gasoline is also called gas, why is it a liquid?