So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Otamajakushi]

... and impresses everyone by simply being a dragon.

So a Buizel walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And gets everybody wet!

A Ledyba flies into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and tries to look cool. Everyone else laughs.

An Espurr, using ESP, floats into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and uses its ESP to take over everyone's minds!

A Tyrogue strolled into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and tries to act tough. No one gets what he's trying to do, so they just laugh hysterically.

A Helioptile walks into a bar...

 

[illumine]

...and has a shocking revelation which interrupts its conversation with a Roselia.

So, like, a Hoothoot flutters into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and tells a joke that gets the whole bare giggling!

So then a Swanna flies into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and every guy in the bar asks for her number.

So a Kecleon sneaks into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And does a surprise attack.

So a Roselia walks into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

..and uses her aroma to get all the guys in the bar's attention

So a sweet, little Budew finds itself in a bar...

 

[illumine]

...and runs away in shock at all of the bare people.

So a Torchic eases into a bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and has an amazing time! You'd think that the Torchic wouldn't fit in, but it was the star of the show! It didn't necessarily drink, but it made tons of friends and was able to get a lot of valuable battling tips. After leaving the bar, it was suddenly the most popular Torchic in town.

So a Camerupt walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and the volcano on his back erupts!

So then a Nincada walks into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and gets eyed very hungrily by a Swellow and Staraptor before fleeing to safety

So, a happy Tangela skips into a bar...

(Post number 500 for me right here :) )

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and orders spaghetti!(yes from a bar)

So then a Paras walks into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and the bartender tries to take the mushrooms on its back for ingredients. So the Paras runs home and tells its mother.

So the mother, Parasect, storms into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And decides to vent her rage on 100greenmen, who she mistakes for the bartender.

100greenmen dies, gets reincarnated into a Pikachu, and walks into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and Thunderbolts the first person that tries to pet it!

So an Octillery slides on into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And sprays ink at Castform the forum user.

Castform decides to head off to the changing room, turn himself into a real life Castform mega Pidgeot, and walk back into the bar...

(Unrelated note 3000th post here ^___^)

 

[Sun]

and whipped a majestic Hurricane to impressed!
So a Corsola somehow managed to roll into the bar...