So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

...and realizes he forgot his wallet at home in the sky.

So a Snorlax rolls into a bar....

 

[Pendraflare]

...and he's too heavy to drink.

So a Froakie walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

and walks back out because he saw a Chespin.


So a Oddish walks into a bar....

 

[Meadow]

...but runs off upon seeing a veggie chef!

So then a pink Oshawott walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and finds the bathroom so it can look at itself in the mirror :)

So a Ursaring manly walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and tries trash-talking with the other Pokémon there!

So then a not-so-bright Gible enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and regrets it immediately.

So a Ekans slithers into a bar....*hissss*

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and tries to take over the bar in the name of Team Meanies.

Then a Roggenrola walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and uses explosion sending everyone into a frenzy!

So a Pidgey flies into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and grabs the mail he should deliver in the bar in a town nearby.

Then the Pidgey flies into that bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and gets absolutely wasted.

So a Machamp flexes his way into a bar....

 

[Maruno]

...and before long has a Gardevoir on each arm.

Meanwhile, a Bulbasaur walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and suddenly starts evolving!

So a Smeargle walks into a bar....

 

[Maruno]

...and paints the town red.

A Kabutops walks into a bar..

 

[Meadow]

...and thought this was the prehistoric age.

So then a Galvantula walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Thunder on the Squirtle trying to pick a fight.

So a Scolipede walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and gets totally hyperactive thanks to his Speed Boost ability.

Then a Slowpoke walks (slowly, very slowly) into the bar...

 

[AtecainCorp.]

... and Shellder bite him head, and Slowpoke become Slowking.

Then a Slowking walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and remembers he has an appointment to polish his hat.

So his brother, Slowbro, walks into a bar....

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...hoping for its shell to get polished, but it hasn't made an appointment and is ordered to leave the bar.

So a Starmie walks into the bar...