Superpowers... with a flaw!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You can, but you end up with so many pocket dimensions that you always forget which contains what!

I wish I could levitate anything made of metal!

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, but in order to make it levitate you must circumnavigate the globe (without teleporting) every time you want to use this power (that lasts only 5 minutes each time).

I want to be able to cheer people up =3

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you end up using it so much that you run out of gifs! :P

I want the power to manipulate people in power!

 

[Starlight]

You got it! but now everyone becomes only your puppets so you never have anyone to talk to again ;(

I would like the power to bring people together

 

[ReKoil]

Enjoy your new power:

Spoiler:

I now have the power to see through any lies.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

I'll take evil demonic powers! :3

 

[Starlight]

Granted but since you aren't evil you never use them!

I want the power to absorb chocolate

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted but you can't keep it for long! Chocolate explosion!

I wish I had a flying motojet (like in my dream last night ^^)!

 

[ReKoil]

Okay, but it runs on Charjabug... and you need several dozen of them to power it. They will slowly be absorbed by the machine and the process is irreversible. Are you willing to sacrifice their lives for your entertainment?
They will also posses the motojet after being absorbed by it and will make it chase you down btw.... relentlessly 😈

I'll have the power to enter people's dreams.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but it always ends like that one Spongebob episode where he does the same!

I'll take the ability to survive in any environment.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You can now survive every environment in galaxy 83dh74c.25. I sure hope you can make it there one day!

I would appreciate the power to enchant people.

 

[ReKoil]

You can! You just need to lug this quaint little table along and get them to agree to lie still on it for a couple minutes...

Spoiler:

And then you can put some neat little enchantments on them, such as 'Fear', 'Banish' or 'Paralyze'. 😈

I now have the ability to hide my chocolate from FCG's psychic powers... =3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but now, I know ALL of your other secrets...

I wish I could magically make chocolate biscuits appear out of the void!

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you now get sued by the makers of Cookie Clicker!

I want Magical Girl powers!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to do an embarrassing dance while reciting the spell every time you use it. You get one use per transformation, make it count! 😉

I'd like the power to make dreams a reality!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but your worst nightmares also come to life... and all of your chocolate vanishes!

I wish I could command to the sun and the moon!

 

[Megan]

You can, but they soon start complaining about the work conditions.

I want the power to sleep whenever I want.

 

[ReKoil]

sure, just use this magic pacifier:

Spoiler:

You'll be asleep in seconds!

I am now impervious to heat :coolcat:

 

[Starlight]

Granted, so you can now walk through fire! But unfortunately your clothes aren't... so good luck wearing that pile of ash!

I would appreciate the power of super hearing

 

[Megan]

Sure, but no noise canceling headphones will save you now from all the noises around you. :(

I'll take the power to make smart decisions!