Superpowers... with a flaw!

Fact Checking Gardevoir · Jul 13, 2022

You can, but you end up with so many pocket dimensions that you always forget which contains what!

I wish I could levitate anything made of metal!

ReKoil · Jul 13, 2022

Sure, but in order to make it levitate you must circumnavigate the globe (without teleporting) every time you want to use this power (that lasts only 5 minutes each time).

I want to be able to cheer people up =3

Megan · Jul 14, 2022

Sure, but you end up using it so much that you run out of gifs! :P

I want the power to manipulate people in power!

Starlight · Jul 22, 2022

You got it! but now everyone becomes only your puppets so you never have anyone to talk to again ;(

I would like the power to bring people together

ReKoil · Jul 22, 2022

Enjoy your new power:

Spoiler:

I now have the power to see through any lies.

Megan · Jul 23, 2022

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

I'll take evil demonic powers! :3

Starlight · Jul 23, 2022

Granted but since you aren't evil you never use them!

I want the power to absorb chocolate

Fact Checking Gardevoir · Jul 24, 2022

Granted but you can't keep it for long! Chocolate explosion!

I wish I had a flying motojet (like in my dream last night ^^)!

ReKoil · Jul 24, 2022

Okay, but it runs on Charjabug... and you need several dozen of them to power it. They will slowly be absorbed by the machine and the process is irreversible. Are you willing to sacrifice their lives for your entertainment?
They will also posses the motojet after being absorbed by it and will make it chase you down btw.... relentlessly 😈

I'll have the power to enter people's dreams.

Megan · Jul 25, 2022

Sure, but it always ends like that one Spongebob episode where he does the same!

I'll take the ability to survive in any environment.

Starlight · Jul 26, 2022

Granted! You can now survive every environment in galaxy 83dh74c.25. I sure hope you can make it there one day!

I would appreciate the power to enchant people.

ReKoil · Jul 27, 2022

You can! You just need to lug this quaint little table along and get them to agree to lie still on it for a couple minutes...

Spoiler:

And then you can put some neat little enchantments on them, such as 'Fear', 'Banish' or 'Paralyze'. 😈

I now have the ability to hide my chocolate from FCG's psychic powers... =3

Fact Checking Gardevoir · Jul 27, 2022

Granted, but now, I know ALL of your other secrets...

I wish I could magically make chocolate biscuits appear out of the void!

Megan · Jul 28, 2022

Sure, but you now get sued by the makers of Cookie Clicker!

I want Magical Girl powers!

ReKoil · Jul 28, 2022

Granted, but you need to do an embarrassing dance while reciting the spell every time you use it. You get one use per transformation, make it count! 😉

I'd like the power to make dreams a reality!

Fact Checking Gardevoir · Jul 28, 2022

Granted, but your worst nightmares also come to life... and all of your chocolate vanishes!

I wish I could command to the sun and the moon!

Megan · Jul 29, 2022

You can, but they soon start complaining about the work conditions.

I want the power to sleep whenever I want.

ReKoil · Jul 29, 2022

sure, just use this magic pacifier:

Spoiler:

You'll be asleep in seconds!

I am now impervious to heat :coolcat:

Starlight · Jul 30, 2022

Granted, so you can now walk through fire! But unfortunately your clothes aren't... so good luck wearing that pile of ash!

I would appreciate the power of super hearing

Megan · Jul 31, 2022

Sure, but no noise canceling headphones will save you now from all the noises around you. :(

I'll take the power to make smart decisions!