Superpowers... with a flaw!

[ReKoil]

You can now clean your apartment in an instant!
Unfortunately you also make it into a complete mess again in another instant D=

I shall have the power to wield Mjölnir!

 

[Starlight]

Sounds like a good plot for a TV show :)

Yes!

You can now clean your apartment in an instant!
Unfortunately you also make it into a complete mess again in another instant D=

I shall have the power to wield Mjölnir!

Granted! But only because it has lost all it's power so you don't actually need to be worthy anymore!

I would like the power of eternal wisdom

 

[StCooler]

The problem? Whenever you talk about your wisdom, nobody listens :(

I have the power to correctly analyse any movie that I see.

 

[Retek]

Problem? You literally clean everything up, including the stoves and furniture and everything else!

I want the power to be invisible whenever I want to!

 

[ReKoil]

I think you weren't on the final page so I'll just do both I guess 😉

The problem? Whenever you talk about your wisdom, nobody listens :(

I have the power to correctly analyse any movie that I see.

You can, but you spend so much time analysing that you can't enjoy the movie though 😢

Problem? You literally clean everything up, including the stoves and furniture and everything else!

I want the power to be invisible whenever I want to!

You are now invisible at your own discretion! You have to name it as a move though and constantly shout it's name when you use it like in literally every Anime ever....

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I have the power to bend reality to my will.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... reality will now always bend towards your cousin Will. I hope he can deal with the pressure and fame!

I want the power to survive without chocolate. And no, I DO NOT already have that power ;)

 

[StCooler]

The problem? To fuel this power, you need a specific pastry that you find only in North Korea :(

I have the power to understand everything.

 

[ReKoil]

You now understand everything.... you become a super villain as a result and M sends all the 00's after you as you are now the enemy of the world! Also, for some reason, you also feel the need to elaborately explain all your evil schemes when you think you have the upper hand....

I have the power to summon chocolate anywhere I want.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you only summon cocoa beans, so you need a specialised person to turn it into actual chocolate...
Other idea: granted, but you can only summon pepper-flavoured chocolate :)

I have the power to teleport from anywhere to anywhere I want.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But you can only teleport one way... enjoy that walk back ;)

I would like the power of healing

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you can heal only at the expense of your own life energy.

I want the power of making people laugh by comically stumbling into the most stupidest of situations.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, sure. Every time you do this though, a child is orphaned. What, too harsh? Fine, fine... Every times you use your power the planet heats up by 2 degrees Celsius. Lenient, no? 😈

I have the power to reunite long lost relatives.

 

[Starlight]

Sure, sure. Every time you do this though, a child is orphaned. What, too harsh? Fine, fine... Every times you use your power the planet heats up by 2 degrees Celsius. Lenient, no? 😈

I have the power to reunite long lost relatives.

You are in a very corrupting mood today my friend!

Granted, you can reunite anyone... but they will all lose their pets in the process :(

I need the power to calm the winds

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they're very grumpy about it. And every time you ask them to continue they're just like "no, you told us to stop, so we stop. Get your wind from elsewhere!"

I want the power of flight!

 

[ReKoil]

You have it, but you need to take a flying test first. You need to prove you can take off and land like a plane. So you start at one end of the runway on your trusty bicycle, start pedalling and then start flying before the end of the runway, but no sooner than halfway through!
If you pass you need to undergo a physical examination that you need to repeat every month. Which you need to request 3 weeks in advance. You also need to get your bike inspected at the same time to make sure it's in tip-top condition for all those frequent trips! 😉
You're only allowed to fly on your bike and only if you take off from an airport and land at another one! Better get to used waiting at airports and having your luggage regularly inspected since your bike keeps setting off the metal detector!

But yes, you can totally fly on that bike now =3

I'll have the power to create alternate universes.

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

You can do so but they will always have the same chain of events no matter what you do


I wish to have the power to wish for more powers here!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get that power but you can only wish you could have more powers!

I wish to be able to instantly take a Dynamax (and a Gigantamax one) form whenever I want!

 

[ReKoil]

You can, but it only lasts for one turn and you can only use Max Guard.

I'll have the ability to hypnotize everyone into liking Glaceon =3

 

[NearAutomas]

It works but only on the newborns, once they grow up they move on.

I want the ability to diagnose any sickness with 100% accuracy.

 

[Megan]

You can do that now but that doesn't change the fact that most of them can't be cured.

I want the ability to store stuff in and retrieve stuff from pocket dimensions!