Superpowers... with a flaw!

[Eleanor]

Granted, but you never know where you're gonna end up!

I want to create copies of myself like a Pokémon substitute <3

 

[StCooler]

But those copies are so unstable that they disappear in less than two seconds.

My power: I can control wood and trees, like Magneto controls metal!

 

[ReKoil]

But whenever you do so, termites show up out of nowhere to nibble on whatever you are controlling.

I'd like the power to talk to people normally.

 

[Megan]

Now it is the people you talk to who feel awkward talking to you.

I'll take the power of popularity!

 

[moon]

You become immensely popular with ages 79-109.

I'd like the power to heal others of whichever ailment they have.

 

[StCooler]

The problem? Whenever you heal someone from a certain ailment, ten other people in the world get that ailment.
Could be an interesting super-hero plot. Do you heal your relatives at the expense of the rest of the world?

I'd like the power to control electronics.

 

[ReKoil]

Just one teeny tiny problem.... whenever you use it there's a blackout 🤔

I'd like the power of foresight

 

[Megan]

You can now hit Ghost types, but there are no ghosts!

I'd like one power to lift objects of any weight, please!

 

[moon]

You can! They just... keep going upwards. And upwards. It seems when you lift them, they become unbound to gravity. Whoops.

I'd like the power to create amazing art.

 

[ReKoil]

You could, if only you didn't suddenly have an artistic block! =(

I'll take the power to pet any cat, anywhere, at any time

 

[MiamiHeat305]

You gain this power ReKoil but at the expense of every cat you pet being a vicious and aggressive Siamese cat that wants to bite your head off. Yes, I was attacked by a Siamese cat as a younger lad.

I want the power to be able to control the outcome of sports games so I can hit on every parlay that I cast

 

[moon]

Granted! But police somehow find out it's your doing and you go to jail for life.

I want the power to walk on water.

 

[Dave]

Granted but only on water above 1000°C

I want The World (Stand)

 

[ReKoil]

It's yours! If only it would actually listen to you and stop hissing at you....

I'd like the power to talk to animals.

 

[Starlight]

You got it! You now have the power to talk to the band "The Animals"

I wish I had the power of 100% accuracy

 

[StCooler]

All your moves in Pokémon have 100% accuracy. But that's it :)

I have the power to revive fossils.

 

[Allen303]

You can revive all fossils but in only games....

I have the power of super soldier serum

 

[ReKoil]

You can now turn people into super soldiers! It only works on one person at a time though,, and you need to kiss them to administer the serum!

I'll take the power to win last one to post 😈

 

[Starlight]

You have that power!!! But others have powers to overturn the result...

I need the power of being able to sleep uninterrupted. How can I save the world if I'm tired?

 

[moon]

Congratulations, you'll sleep soundly now!... Forever.

I'd like the power to turn stone into gold.