The Daily Chit-Chat [2008]

[Spaekle Oddberry]

Okay, wtf, there's a member on now named 'SerebiiJoe' with the current Serebii.net banner in his sig. He hasn't posted at all and I'm not quite willing to believe it's the real guy, but what would anyone's reasons for impersonating him be? :\

 

[Ryoutarou]

Okay, wtf, there's a member on now named 'SerebiiJoe' with the current Serebii.net banner in his sig. He hasn't posted at all and I'm not quite willing to believe it's the real guy, but what would anyone's reasons for impersonating him be? :\

I can think of a few, he's not the most well liked guy in the world.

 

[Jaimes]

At least 33 of the members believe that Serebii of his website has been to the Pokemon World via a portal and joined a petition for him to take them along. >_>

I found this quote pretty funny:

Maybe if we find a way to make contact we could ask Rayquaza to stabilise our atmosphere, and prevent a runaway global warming disaster.

I'm feeling tempted to make a 'Pokemon: are they real or is it a hoax' thread =P

Another good one I found:

Well.. Half-life isn't actually real.

We have proof and facts that Pokemon are. Let's not chase after unreal things like SOME people do *cough*Digiclipse*cough* XD

 

[Spaekle Oddberry]

Haha. xD

Oh boy, now we've got members "IWASRAPEDBYSEAKING" and "Gary Mother---ing Oak" xD I figure they're gonna get attacked by either one of the Chans or ED or somebody eventually, if it hasn't happened already.

Edit: Google tells me /b/'s already planning it. D:

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

… Just a question wasn't there a no site bashing rule… meh…

 

[Eruption]

You can't compare them to us. Their species has evolved way beyond our comprehension.

What!? How can they have evolved before our comprehension if no-one has seen one?


And an easter thread...

It's Easter, I bet they'll show up...keep an eye out.

The thread title was "Watch out for Exeggcute today!"

 

[Percy Thrillington]

What you read may be startling.

Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:15 PM): ive been there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:21 PM): i can tell you how to get there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:41 PM): its all real
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:45 PM): its all really real
Evang1109 (3:31:50 PM): I KNEW IT
Evang1109 (3:32:06 PM): how!!!!!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:13 PM): intense meditation
Evang1109 (3:32:34 PM): But...I do that every night!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:37 PM): im gonna bring my camera the next time i step through the portal
Evang1109 (3:32:41 PM): Do you do anything special!
Evang1109 (3:32:44 PM): Cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:56 PM): um well i light candles all around
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:01 PM): and incense
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:19 PM): and it has to be completely silent
Evang1109 (3:33:22 PM): ohhhh
Evang1109 (3:33:24 PM): I never did that
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:48 PM): and i kept repeating two words in my head
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:54 PM): "linger longer"
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:58 PM): and i was there
Evang1109 (3:34:22 PM): awesome
Evang1109 (3:34:26 PM): I'll try that next time, thanks
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:31 PM): and you have to envision where you want to go
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:37 PM): like i wanted to be in Kanto
Evang1109 (3:34:37 PM): okay
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:40 PM): and there i was
Evang1109 (3:34:43 PM): How did you get back?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:56 PM): you have to find the portal back, snorlax helped me
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:17 PM): the pokemon are very helpful on getting back home
Evang1109 (3:35:24 PM): Ok cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:42 PM): its usally not that far from where you started though
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:02 PM): but dude...
Evang1109 (3:36:13 PM): Yeah?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:17 PM): i think the russians are using the pokeuniverse as a weapon
Evang1109 (3:36:24 PM): OH NO
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:25 PM): because i seen a Russian flag when I was there
Evang1109 (3:36:28 PM): ****
Evang1109 (3:36:32 PM): I HAD MY SUSPICIONS
Evang1109 (3:36:38 PM): BUT NOW THEY'RE CONFIRMED
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:43 PM): me too but i thought it would be our government
Evang1109 (3:36:46 PM): I'm going there tonight and destroying the Russians!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:46 PM): but its not its theirs
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:00 PM): good man i could use your help
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:19 PM): they were running scientific tests on pikcahu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:26 PM): i felt so bad for him
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:38:30 PM): tell everybody on the site cause i cant register for some reason
Evang1109 (3:38:51 PM): okay ;_;
Evang1109 (3:38:53 PM): poor pikachu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:39:05 PM): tell the masses about them dirty russians
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:28 PM): and tell everybody how to get there
Evang1109 (3:42:39 PM): I will I promise
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:43 PM): ok

Russians controlling our Pokemon! Now that we know how to get there, I think we need to start putting our plans in effect. We have a tried and true method to get into the Pokemon world. We can get there. And now we have more of a reason, so we can stop the Russians.

___________________

TelithPlate (4:16:08 PM): Hello ''evang1109''
TelithPlate (4:16:24 PM): I am in dire need of YOUR help
Evang1109 (4:16:38 PM): I am glad to be of service
TelithPlate (4:16:52 PM): I come from the pokemon world, we are in danger
Evang1109 (4:16:56 PM): OH NO
Evang1109 (4:16:58 PM): IS IT THE RUSSIANS
TelithPlate (4:17:07 PM): The russians?! is that what you call them?
Evang1109 (4:17:10 PM): OR IS IT THAT HORRIBLE /b/ AGAIN
Evang1109 (4:17:16 PM): My friend said they had a russian flag
TelithPlate (4:17:23 PM): They are wearing weird hats, and have guns
TelithPlate (4:17:31 PM): Listen, I need you to do something for us
TelithPlate (4:17:42 PM): I need you to tell everyone you know about this situation..
TelithPlate (4:17:45 PM): Listen carefully..
TelithPlate (4:17:58 PM): There is a hidden waygate to the pokemon world in Venice, Italy
Evang1109 (4:18:00 PM): Okay
Evang1109 (4:18:02 PM): OH MY GOD
TelithPlate (4:18:21 PM): It's hidden in an old abandoned house...
TelithPlate (4:18:24 PM): It seems they came through there
TelithPlate (4:18:35 PM): We need humans to come here, and we need them fast
TelithPlate (4:18:44 PM): All I need you to do is inform everyone of this matter
Evang1109 (4:18:49 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:18:54 PM): Thank you, Evan!
Evang1109 (4:18:56 PM): How are you contacting me right now?
Evang1109 (4:19:06 PM): Do you have an interdimensional internet?
TelithPlate (4:19:11 PM): Actually
TelithPlate (4:19:21 PM): There are other humans in this world, and they are helping us with this communication problem
Evang1109 (4:19:28 PM): Oh
Evang1109 (4:19:32 PM): Who are they?
TelithPlate (4:19:40 PM): They were born here, we do not know how
Evang1109 (4:19:46 PM): Has Satoshi Tajiri or Serebii of Serebii.net ever come? ...oh
TelithPlate (4:19:53 PM): But we do know that they are regular huma..
TelithPlate (4:19:57 PM): Satoshi?!
Evang1109 (4:20:00 PM): Are any of them named "Bill" or "Celio"
TelithPlate (4:20:03 PM): Yes, I do know a human called Satoshi
Evang1109 (4:20:12 PM): Satoshi Tajiri is the name of the man who created Pokemon in our world
TelithPlate (4:20:22 PM): I see!
TelithPlate (4:20:24 PM): That is useful information
TelithPlate (4:20:29 PM): He is here in the pokemon world!
Evang1109 (4:20:31 PM): We believe he went to the Pokemon world, and based the series off information he gathered
Evang1109 (4:20:49 PM): He named the main character of the anime series "Satoshi", assumably after himself
Evang1109 (4:20:57 PM): But it could be he was named for the Satoshi you know...
TelithPlate (4:21:04 PM): Hmm.. this is interesting
TelithPlate (4:21:15 PM): Listen, Evan, I have an important meeting of pokemon to attend to
Evang1109 (4:21:19 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:21:20 PM): I just need you to tell everyone you can
Evang1109 (4:21:22 PM): I will
TelithPlate (4:21:24 PM): Thank you for your help!
Evang1109 (4:21:27 PM): Is it okay if I share this log with them?
Evang1109 (4:21:29 PM): For proof?
TelithPlate (4:21:30 PM): Yes.
TelithPlate (4:21:32 PM): It is alright.
Evang1109 (4:21:34 PM): Thank you
TelithPlate (4:21:35 PM): Goodbye
Evang1109 (4:21:37 PM): I will tell everyone

THERE'S A PORTAL IN VENICE ITALY!

AND THEY NEED US!

I say we need to start putting our plans into effect. We must set a specific date for us all to go to the Pokemon World, unite with our partners, and defeat Team Russia.

_________________

I have officially lost all faith in the human race.

 

[Eruption]

What you read may be startling.

Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:15 PM): ive been there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:21 PM): i can tell you how to get there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:41 PM): its all real
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:45 PM): its all really real
Evang1109 (3:31:50 PM): I KNEW IT
Evang1109 (3:32:06 PM): how!!!!!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:13 PM): intense meditation
Evang1109 (3:32:34 PM): But...I do that every night!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:37 PM): im gonna bring my camera the next time i step through the portal
Evang1109 (3:32:41 PM): Do you do anything special!
Evang1109 (3:32:44 PM): Cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:56 PM): um well i light candles all around
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:01 PM): and incense
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:19 PM): and it has to be completely silent
Evang1109 (3:33:22 PM): ohhhh
Evang1109 (3:33:24 PM): I never did that
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:48 PM): and i kept repeating two words in my head
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:54 PM): "linger longer"
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:58 PM): and i was there
Evang1109 (3:34:22 PM): awesome
Evang1109 (3:34:26 PM): I'll try that next time, thanks
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:31 PM): and you have to envision where you want to go
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:37 PM): like i wanted to be in Kanto
Evang1109 (3:34:37 PM): okay
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:40 PM): and there i was
Evang1109 (3:34:43 PM): How did you get back?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:56 PM): you have to find the portal back, snorlax helped me
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:17 PM): the pokemon are very helpful on getting back home
Evang1109 (3:35:24 PM): Ok cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:42 PM): its usally not that far from where you started though
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:02 PM): but dude...
Evang1109 (3:36:13 PM): Yeah?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:17 PM): i think the russians are using the pokeuniverse as a weapon
Evang1109 (3:36:24 PM): OH NO
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:25 PM): because i seen a Russian flag when I was there
Evang1109 (3:36:28 PM): ****
Evang1109 (3:36:32 PM): I HAD MY SUSPICIONS
Evang1109 (3:36:38 PM): BUT NOW THEY'RE CONFIRMED
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:43 PM): me too but i thought it would be our government
Evang1109 (3:36:46 PM): I'm going there tonight and destroying the Russians!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:46 PM): but its not its theirs
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:00 PM): good man i could use your help
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:19 PM): they were running scientific tests on pikcahu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:26 PM): i felt so bad for him
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:38:30 PM): tell everybody on the site cause i cant register for some reason
Evang1109 (3:38:51 PM): okay ;_;
Evang1109 (3:38:53 PM): poor pikachu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:39:05 PM): tell the masses about them dirty russians
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:28 PM): and tell everybody how to get there
Evang1109 (3:42:39 PM): I will I promise
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:43 PM): ok

Russians controlling our Pokemon! Now that we know how to get there, I think we need to start putting our plans in effect. We have a tried and true method to get into the Pokemon world. We can get there. And now we have more of a reason, so we can stop the Russians.

___________________

TelithPlate (4:16:08 PM): Hello ''evang1109''
TelithPlate (4:16:24 PM): I am in dire need of YOUR help
Evang1109 (4:16:38 PM): I am glad to be of service
TelithPlate (4:16:52 PM): I come from the pokemon world, we are in danger
Evang1109 (4:16:56 PM): OH NO
Evang1109 (4:16:58 PM): IS IT THE RUSSIANS
TelithPlate (4:17:07 PM): The russians?! is that what you call them?
Evang1109 (4:17:10 PM): OR IS IT THAT HORRIBLE /b/ AGAIN
Evang1109 (4:17:16 PM): My friend said they had a russian flag
TelithPlate (4:17:23 PM): They are wearing weird hats, and have guns
TelithPlate (4:17:31 PM): Listen, I need you to do something for us
TelithPlate (4:17:42 PM): I need you to tell everyone you know about this situation..
TelithPlate (4:17:45 PM): Listen carefully..
TelithPlate (4:17:58 PM): There is a hidden waygate to the pokemon world in Venice, Italy
Evang1109 (4:18:00 PM): Okay
Evang1109 (4:18:02 PM): OH MY GOD
TelithPlate (4:18:21 PM): It's hidden in an old abandoned house...
TelithPlate (4:18:24 PM): It seems they came through there
TelithPlate (4:18:35 PM): We need humans to come here, and we need them fast
TelithPlate (4:18:44 PM): All I need you to do is inform everyone of this matter
Evang1109 (4:18:49 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:18:54 PM): Thank you, Evan!
Evang1109 (4:18:56 PM): How are you contacting me right now?
Evang1109 (4:19:06 PM): Do you have an interdimensional internet?
TelithPlate (4:19:11 PM): Actually
TelithPlate (4:19:21 PM): There are other humans in this world, and they are helping us with this communication problem
Evang1109 (4:19:28 PM): Oh
Evang1109 (4:19:32 PM): Who are they?
TelithPlate (4:19:40 PM): They were born here, we do not know how
Evang1109 (4:19:46 PM): Has Satoshi Tajiri or Serebii of Serebii.net ever come? ...oh
TelithPlate (4:19:53 PM): But we do know that they are regular huma..
TelithPlate (4:19:57 PM): Satoshi?!
Evang1109 (4:20:00 PM): Are any of them named "Bill" or "Celio"
TelithPlate (4:20:03 PM): Yes, I do know a human called Satoshi
Evang1109 (4:20:12 PM): Satoshi Tajiri is the name of the man who created Pokemon in our world
TelithPlate (4:20:22 PM): I see!
TelithPlate (4:20:24 PM): That is useful information
TelithPlate (4:20:29 PM): He is here in the pokemon world!
Evang1109 (4:20:31 PM): We believe he went to the Pokemon world, and based the series off information he gathered
Evang1109 (4:20:49 PM): He named the main character of the anime series "Satoshi", assumably after himself
Evang1109 (4:20:57 PM): But it could be he was named for the Satoshi you know...
TelithPlate (4:21:04 PM): Hmm.. this is interesting
TelithPlate (4:21:15 PM): Listen, Evan, I have an important meeting of pokemon to attend to
Evang1109 (4:21:19 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:21:20 PM): I just need you to tell everyone you can
Evang1109 (4:21:22 PM): I will
TelithPlate (4:21:24 PM): Thank you for your help!
Evang1109 (4:21:27 PM): Is it okay if I share this log with them?
Evang1109 (4:21:29 PM): For proof?
TelithPlate (4:21:30 PM): Yes.
TelithPlate (4:21:32 PM): It is alright.
Evang1109 (4:21:34 PM): Thank you
TelithPlate (4:21:35 PM): Goodbye
Evang1109 (4:21:37 PM): I will tell everyone

THERE'S A PORTAL IN VENICE ITALY!

AND THEY NEED US!

I say we need to start putting our plans into effect. We must set a specific date for us all to go to the Pokemon World, unite with our partners, and defeat Team Russia.

_________________

I have officially lost all faith in the human race.

Evang cant be serious.

Anyone listening to that would lol and just watch them talk so he must of been joking, who could believe that?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I just gotta say why are you still making fun of them? I mean if they are serious about what they say. Why are you making fun out of crazy people would you do it in front of a 'crazy' person's face if you per chance saw one?

 

[Percy Thrillington]

I just gotta say why are you still making fun of them? I mean if they are serious about what they say. Why are you making fun out of crazy people would you do it in front of a 'crazy' person's face if you per chance saw one?

If you're not happy with our mockery. We'll stop.

 

[Jaimes]

Was quoting the entire post really necessary >_>

But that evang was being totally serious (and really gullible lol). The Telithplate was really someone joking.. but since noone came forward as 'Krush n Vodka'... a worrying % of the site think the Russians are indeed invading.

 

[Divinity_123]

oh god that was too priceless XD

OMFG THAR'S A PORTAL IN VENICE!!!!

 

[Bear]

That kid is so unbelievably gullible. I bet TelithPlate was rofling during that whole conversation. ^_^


...Assuming he isn't as mentally unstable as Evang...

 

[Spaekle Oddberry]

Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:13 PM): intense meditation
Evang1109 (3:32:34 PM): But...I do that every night!

It's like that chick people were making fun of a ways back who claimed she had sex with Sephiroth on the astral plane. :|

Yeah, this is getting upright ridiculous.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Meditation is good for the soul… even if these guys are doing it for the wrong reason…

 

[BakingBluePotatoe]

I thought Venic was in France o_O

xDD I might be obsessed but... that's just TOO crazy o_O

 

[ShadowofTime01]

I'm pretty sure Venice is in Italia. Unless they're takling about Venice Beach in California.

Haha, this is starting to sound more like digimon than pokemon... But we need to save the Pokemon World!!!

 

[Tamaki]

Venice is in Italy... not France x3

 

[Scales]

I was practicing Guitar just now and I was wondering. Do people have any hobbies that they preform while browsing PC?

 

[Saryka]

I... listen to music, if that counts. I'm terrible at guitar, and it's kinda hard to play a piano while browsing the internet. XD;