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[Skip Class]

Thank God Twilight died down at my school - My school is obsessed to Harry Potter XD

The watch twilight in the classroom I use to study >.<

Lolz I found this list on DeviantArt a while ago. 50 Things I hate about Twilight... I just have to laugh:

Spoiler:

50 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight

1. The back of the book gives the whole thing away.
2. You can't use the word "Twilight" to describe a beautiful time of day anymore.
3. Girls actually believe that Edward Cullen is real.
4. There's a RELIGION about it now.
5. Edward stalks Bella. He watches her sleep!
6. Stephenie Myer didn't tell what anyone in the book looked like except Edward.
7. He sparkes. Need I say more?
8. If a vampire goes out in sunlight, it decomposes.
9. Bella has one flaw, and it makes her cute.
10. Bella's only interests are Eddie and Reading.
11. Bella's so perfect it's boring.
12. Edward leaves her in the middle of a forest alone.
13. Edward is a fairy with a blood fetish.
14. Edward is so jealous that he wont even let Bella hang out with her friends.
15. Edward is like 200 years old and Bella's like 17. Can you say pedophile?
16. There is no plot to the book whatsoever.
17. It seems like Edward's description was copy-and-pasted all throughout the book.
18. Out of all the girls who loved him so much, Edward chooses the one who is so plain it hurts and has the voice of a man.
19. Robert Pattinson doesn't even LIKE Twlight.
20. Fangirls.
21. This book butchered the word "vampire."
22. Girls standards are now much higher. Now if their boyfriends don't sparkle it's unacceptable.
23. This book probably killed half of the rainforest along with lots of cuts fuzzy creatures.
24. If Edward loved her so much he wouldn't have knocked her up with a killer baby.
25. Jacob dates the killer baby. WTF?!
26. Nobody dies. Books need a little DRAMA to make them good.
27. The book is supposed to seem realistic but I couldn't relate at all.
28. Edward isn't hot.
29. So Bella gets a papercut and her boyfriend leaves her to commit suicide. That makes perfect sense.
30. Bella sounds like a man...
31. Dude. Vampires can't be near crosses!
32. Edward wants to kill his own baby.
33. Bella treats her dad like **** when he didn't do anything to her.
34. Vampires sleep. In coffins.
35. The writing is just horrible.
36. The economy would be better without this book taking the money out of the pockets of teenage girls.
37. Vampires kill people! That's what makes them vampires.
38. The relationship is totally one-sided. Bella is ga-ga over Edward and he just doesn't care.
39. They're first date was an italian dinner right after Edward admitted that he was stalking Bella.
40. Bella is more manly than Edward.
41. My friends have all turned to the dark side and worship Twilight now.
42. Cullenism is probably bigger than any other religion by now.
43. Stephanie said in the second book I think that vampires can't reproduce, so Edward is an exception?
44. The honeymoon was ALL sex.
45. The birth scene was GROSS.
46. Girls these days just can't get the fact that Eddie is fictional.
47. No one can drive a silver volvo without girls chasing after it.
48. I didn't read far enough for Jacob to admit that he was gay, but I'm almost sure he is.
49. Does Jacob OWN a shirt?
50. Edwards eyebrows.

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

in the flesh :D

You're a perverted one as well.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

You're a perverted one as well.

Wait what.

I don't quite understand...

 

[Nihilego]

You're a perverted one as well.

How is it that a couple of posts ago, Twilight was the discussion and now this? =/

 

[Ivysaur]

I'm glad to see that the return of Kaga returned this thread to the past activity le vels XD

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

apparently i'm perverted, idek >________>

Lol. Wait 'til you're around 40.

Wait what.

I don't quite understand...

In the flesh.
You're not so good with riddles, eh?

How is it that a couple of posts ago, Twilight was the discussion and now this? =/

Dissatisfied? Nobody forced you here.

Also went don't do it. Kyoto's perverseness is way more fun of a subject than.. chairman kaga?
Oh and what is le vels? is it spanish?

 

[Signomi]

All girls are secretly perverse inside. *cough*

 

[Skip Class]

Oh and what is le vels? is it spanish?

I think it's french? Though don't trust me I gave up learning languages years ago

All girls are secretly perverse inside. *cough*

Deep deep down there?

 

[Margot]

Also went don't do it. Kyoto's perverseness is way more fun of a subject than.. chairman kaga?
Oh and what is le vels? is it spanish?

It's Kyoko ;__; Kyoto is some other member here.

AND PFFT. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. Let me rephrase "in the DCC forum :D"

All girls are secretly perverse inside. *cough*

The first time I wish PC had a like button. But instead I have to comment about how I would "like" this.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

*Enters and reads conversation*

. . .

*Leaves*

¬_¬

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

All girls are secretly perverse inside. *cough*

Inside...

Deep deep down there?

....down there..


This is getting hilarious.

AND PFFT. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. Let me rephrase "in the DCC forum :D"

Denial; a common behavioral pattern.

 

[Skip Class]

The first time I wish PC had a like button. But instead I have to comment about how I would "like" this.

A lot of other forums I've been to have like buttons, it'd be cool if PC had that XD Though I think I'd spam the posts with likes

 

[Chairman Kaga]

There's a hilarious Cracked.com article on Twilight that I'd love to post here, but I've been in the dark depths of the internet so long that I don't even remember if I can link to something that has a lot of bad language and suggestive themes or not XD (protip to the former S-Mod from the former S-Mod: read the forum rules)

Also went don't do it. Kyoto's perverseness is way more fun of a subject than.. chairman kaga?

I'm the aforementioned Chairman Kaga and even I agree. Do go on.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Okay N, I had to facepalm. I'm sorry, but that was a terrible joke.

Also all women are perverted, yes.

But men are not virgins, that's for sure.

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

Okay N, I had to facepalm. I'm sorry, but that was a terrible joke.

Also all women are perverted, yes.

But men are not virgins, that's for sure.

otaku

Should've made a hentai joke..

Anyway I don't get your post.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

We do have a 'like' button. It's called the post comment button. Not quite so public, but the effect is the same, and it's really the impression it leaves on you that counts.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Oh hell no. I've had my taste of hentai 2 years ago.

I am now scared of anything with tentacles.

Anyway, Exhibit A:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin

Exhibit B:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts

And of course, Exhibit C:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllWomenAreLustful

 

[mondays suck]

I was already going to say "Someone has been on TvTropes too much" when I saw the further above post.

 

[vaporeon7]

We don't need like buttons. I don't want PC to turn into Facebook.

 

[~Ryukaa]

I don't even use facebook, so I wouldn't know what it's like. :U
Only social network among friends I know that I use is MSN. It's good enough.