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    A zombie apocalypse broke out in your area. What is your plan of action?
     
    Not really much I can do besides either run, hide and defend or get eaten. It's not like I have any firearms or anything; what's a fork going to do to an undead?
     
    Me and my friends have talked about this a lot and one of my friends lives in a mansion on top of a hill so we always end up with the conclusion that we'll just hang out there. For five reasons:

    1. He has a TON of food to hold us over
    2. He has guns we can use
    3. He has canopies we can use to look over the areas around his house
    4. His house is equipped with alarms so if zombies do break in we'll heard about it even if we're sleeping
    5. He has at least two cars (I forget how many) that we can use to make a quick getaway if we need to
     
    Me and my family will surely survive! Because of this:

    1. We have lots of food.
    2. My dad has a firearm.
    3. We have a basement.

    If a zombie apocalypse happens, it will be exciting :P
     
    that bullet will be in my brain so damn fast
     
    1. Grab weapon of choice.
    2. Grab 3 friends (or more) .
    3. L4D2 this shit and see who gets the most kills.

    If I'm gonna end up dying, might as well kick ass doing it.

    loljk I'm small, weak and probs wouldn't last a second out there.
     
    If the end of humanity is inevitable, I'd probably kill myself before the zombies do. Either that, or have fun with them by barricading my house with treadmills.
     
    I have no weapons and I would be wary of hiding anywhere that a zombie could still get in, so...I would be running very, very far away. Rather, I would be getting away by car if possible, but I would be out of here in no time in some way.
     
    There's a basement under the boardinghouse where I live in right now. It's supposed to be a safehouse in case a tornado hits here, but it can also be used for zombie apocalypses. So I can go there juuust in case. It's got food & everything. :P
     
    Kinda depends on what the zombie situation is exactly.

    If it's like the entire world has fallen to zombie apocalypse and I'm the only non-zombie for a couple hundred miles then I'll follow Harley's lead and blow my brains out as fast as I can cuz I find it very unlikely I'd have a shot at long term survival in the zombie world by myself.

    If it's zombies are everywhere but there's some other people relatively nearby I think I'll try and join up with them since there's at least a chance we can all make it or something.

    If the zombie apocalypse is restricted to just my town or state then I'd do one of two things: jump in the car and drive the fuck out of there or call 911 and hope I can last long enough for the military to deal with it.

    Either that, or have fun with them by barricading my house with treadmills.
    Do you actually have enough treadmills for that tho?
     
    I'd take a few valuables, put them in my car, and drive east (because west from where I live leads directly into the city). I'd use the backroads to avoid traffic jams and try to only fill up at fairly remote gas stations to stay out of the way. Then I'd camp out in some middle-of-nowhere New England town until the whole thing blows over. No need to get involved.
     
    Good chance I would kill myself. The thought of being eaten by people with dull human teeth sounds pretty horrible.
     
    Hope that I can make it to Costco in time.


    After watching tons of zombie shows/movies you are probably better off hitting up the little stores for food and stuff. These bigger stores are usually already overrun with zombies or crazy people D:
     
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