Things a Pokémon anime character never say

[Legendmaster#1]

Ash: What the *bleep* happened out there Pikachu?! You don't loose! Ever! What's wrong with you!?

 

[Impo]

Pokemon's not real.

...it'll make all the five year olds cry....
and possibly the fifteen year olds.

 

[Pokémandias]

"Hi my name's Brock and I am competent to own and handle Pokémon."

"Wow Brock you sure are capable of doing anything right!"

"Hey Brock, you are really famous for all the amazing times you did something productive in any way."

 

[Exotika]

Croagunk: GO BROCK!
Nurse Joy: I won't heal your pokemon
Ash:I WANT A RAICHU, NOT A PIKACHU!

 

[benjamoid]

Ash: GET YOUR $#!% TOGETHER, PIKACHU!

 

[dragonite149]

Ash: Hey Pikachu, I've got a Thunderstone for you!
Pikachu: I'm a Raichu now!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Ash: UP THE BUTT, CHARIZARD!

 

[Marowak10]

Ash;PIka-PiKa-piKA-CHU!!!
(sneeze)

 

[imevil]

Ash: UP THE BUTT, CHARIZARD!

thats from brawl taunts right?

 

[Bela]

"I have to go to the bathroom"

 

[*Minun*]

Ash: It's time to duel!

(Yugioh Reference)

 

[zlip]

ash: OMG ITS A PICHU IVE ALWAYS WANTED 1! (chucks pikachu through a window)

 

[dyenguard]

Ash: "I brush my teeth every day"

 

[TheFuturePokemon]

Ash: "Get Your Game On!"

(Yugioh Gx Reference)

 

[TheShinyMew]

Suicune: I'm late for "Snappy Boigas?" Entei, we're late for... (snores)
Zoroark: Oh, for crying out loud. Tell them you hate Krabby Burgers!
Suicune: What?
Celebi: I got something to refresh your memory.
Suicune: Ooh, a Krabby Burger. Would you look at that. Raikou, it's a Krabby Burger. Why these things are... (turns under the mind control again) evil... (everyone gasps)
Celebi: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Piplup (to Empoleon): Mom, no! (slaps her patty away)

Zorua: Crabcakes!

 

[Aquacorde]

May: Let's go camping in the wilderness!

Ash: *something intelligent*

Brawly: Ka-me-ha-me-HA!

Prof. Oak: Ash, I'm your father.

Character of the Day: Go, Arceus!
Ash: HAX!

*Zapdos appears*
Ash: *does not take out PokeDex*

 

[U.Flame]

Team Rocket: We've chased Pikachu for years, should we give up?"

 

[TheShinyMew]

Zoroark: To Treasure Town, away!

Celebi: You're right, Chimchar. Celebi will understand.
Zorua: You're Celebi, you ol' brat!

Chimchar: Ghost!
Piplup: Ghost!
Turtwig: Ghost!
Manaphy: Ghost!
Lucario *holding a piece of toast*: Toast!
Weavile: Ghost!
Mew: Ghost!

 

[Ice Queen]

Ash: Pikachu go back in your pokeball NOW!!! Emonga i choose you.

 

[TheShinyMew]

Misty ''Ash was too cheap to buy real pizza.''

Zorua: To Crown City, away!