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Things you don't say to a cop

Sublime

Blimey!
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    You see officer, the reason I was speeding was because I reached down to pick up my cocaine that my prositute dropped. And well, this is the funny part officer, my unregistered gun fell out of my lap and somehow got lodged onto the gas pedal; thus, causing it to "floor it", if you will.

    So, may I go? I don't seem to have my lisence on me anyway.
     

    Sublime

    Blimey!
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    Do you smell cocaine?

    So, I assume with you being a cop and all you meet many drugees...You got any good connections?

    I thought we were playing tag, officer!

    Cup check!
     

    Lash

     
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    Listen dude, give me back my bong and let me go so I can go to the Bring Your Own Bong party! Just message me the damage over MySpace.
     
    Haza

    Haza

    ☆A Life of Pokémon and Beyoncé ☆
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    Dont check in the car?

    Dont tighten the cuffs.

    Tighten the cuffs
     
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