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Things you don't say to a cop

Y U HEK?

XD Best thing to say to any cop XD
 
You see officer, the reason I was speeding was because I reached down to pick up my cocaine that my prositute dropped. And well, this is the funny part officer, my unregistered gun fell out of my lap and somehow got lodged onto the gas pedal; thus, causing it to "floor it", if you will.

So, may I go? I don't seem to have my lisence on me anyway.
 
How do you expect me to meet up with your mom if you keep holding me up like this?
 
Do you smell cocaine?

So, I assume with you being a cop and all you meet many drugees...You got any good connections?

I thought we were playing tag, officer!

Cup check!
 
Hey, when did you pocile ocifers start wearin tutus?
 
Listen dude, give me back my bong and let me go so I can go to the Bring Your Own Bong party! Just message me the damage over MySpace.
 
Dont check in the car?

Dont tighten the cuffs.

Tighten the cuffs
 
The next time you wave that radar gun in front of me, I'll wave a real gun in front of you! Got that, buddy?
 
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