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I'm allergic to iron. You cant handcuff me!
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Things you don't say to a cop
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Aizuke
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You won't like me when I'm angry.
Aizuke
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Do you purposely pull me over just because I'm asian? :[
beauty. proletariat
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Are you just racist to ugly people?
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^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Give my back my license, I'm allowed to drive. Just because I'm old.
Give my back my license, I'm allowed to drive. Just because I'm old.
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Well, telling that to a cop twice isn't recommendable either, is it? XD
beauty. proletariat
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Look, I know the real reason you were chasing my car, It wasn't because I was throwing those adult magazines out of the window... Its because you were catching them.
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My speedometers acting up, it's turned itself into a gaydar, which is why it's pointing towards you.
beauty. proletariat
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I thought I could get away with speeding if my headlights were off.
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Was that your cat?
I mean, dog?
I mean, dog?
beauty. proletariat
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Hey, I might have been speeding, but so were you!
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I have a mental disease, explaining my road rage.
It's called road rage.
It's called road rage.
beauty. proletariat
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Hey gramps. Why are you pickin on lil kiddies for huh?
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
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Next time, it'll be me ramming YOU off the road!
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That better be your baton poking me.
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
America's Best-Selling Full-Size Car, 1993-2005
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In Soviet Russia, sobriety test takes YOU!
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Sobriety tests are for drunk people.
XxZer0xX
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Wow, you must've been 125 mph to catch up to me!
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That old granny was worth 125 points, don't break my record.