Vending Machine

[Starlight]

You get clonked on the head by an angry vending machine, the noise drives it crazy!

*inserts paper crane*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machine refers you to Megan, for lessons on how to make better ones! 😏

*inserts AI*

 

[Megan]

It starts maniacally twisting and dancing in circles flailing like crazy. Seems like humans are still not that great at creating sofisticated AIs.

*inserts yellow paint*

 

[StCooler]

You get all your wardrobe in yellow.

*Inserts pillow*

 

[Duck]

The machine spits outs a couple of Zs.

*Inserts a coin, of undescribable geometry forged eons ago by the faceless blacksmith in the forgotten city*

 

[Gardevoir1]

You receive a map to an indescribable location in the southern Pacific Ocean.

*inserts a sand dollar*

 

[ReKoil]

You get these:

Spoiler:

Now go play with them =D

*inserts Rubik's Cube*

 

[Zeostar]

You've gained increased intelligence.

*inserts a fly swatter*

 

[Duck]

You get a fly sized swat.

*Inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an ... *****

 

[Starlight]

You get a broken record...

*inserts concert ticket*

 

[Megan]

You get a refund.

*inserts glass pane*

 

[StCooler]

You get a pay rise and more holidays :)

*Inserts old, slow laptop*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the AllSpark. Be careful with that now....

*inserts coaster*

 

[StCooler]

You get a full porcelain crockery.

*Inserts voodoo puppet*

 

[Starlight]

You get Megan knocking on your door at 4am. It's raining...

*inserts towel*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a washcloth. The vending machine wants you to downsize....

*inserts braaaaaaaaainz*

 

[Zeostar]

You get dr lobotic

Spoiler:

*inserts Napoleon Bonaparte*

 

[Megan]

You get a joke about small people. Ironically, Napoleon wasn't actually small.

*inserts office*

 

[ReKoil]

Your office is now in the Vending Machine... Have fun getting in and out to do your job every single day =o

*inserts fossil*

 

[Starlight]

You get a Cooler replacement... 😱

*inserts dance mix*