Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get bonked on the back of the head by the Vending Machine to help you sleep.

*inserts Odd keystone*

 

[Starlight]

You get a Spiritomb possessed vending machine 😱

*inserts chocolate milk*

 

[Arcaneum]

It appears to have caused some weird role reversal - you are now in the glass and are amid chocolate milk.

Something a bit like this (pardon the low quality):

*inserts trapped Taylor back into the vending machine*

 

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*

 

[Starlight]

The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*

😱😱😱

You get a lecture from Osmosis Jones!

*inserts boiled egg*

 

[StCooler]

You get a boiled chicken! :O

*Inserts book about political science*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machine nods off.....

*tries to insert something, but the Vending machine is asleep so.... oh well... unplugs & re-plugs Vending machine*

 

[Starlight]

You get a vending machine with a different personality... better hope it isn't evil...

*inserts Turkish delight*

 

[Zeostar]

You recieve delight.

*inserts wild card*

 

[StCooler]

You get a 23.3 million $ debt.

*Inserts perfectly new mouse*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the Vending Machine's old one and a thank you note =D

*inserts Eevee Earth Invasion map*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a rejection letter and warning from the Pikachu army.

*inserts the dice with a dollar*

 

[StCooler]

You go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect 200$.

*Inserts PC moderator*

 

[Megan]

You get banned.

*inserts infinitely long strip of paper*

 

[Arcaneum]

By the power invested in me as the Origami Killer, the paper strip folds into your demise and pops out the machine. I'd start running.

*Inserts an empty vase*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the vase back, filled with a pretty bouquet!

Spoiler:

*inserts Samurai Helmet*

 

[Starlight]

You get a Kabutops. Bonus points if you get the reference :)

*inserts discarded rotting pumpkin lantern*

 

[Megan]

You get a coupon for a free tree for Christmas!

*inserts 3D point*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a 3D compatible scanner!
Quick, take it to Captain Stern!

*inserts an Eevee and an Ice Stone*

 

[Starlight]

You get a strange meat flavoured ice lolly... ... ...

*inserts trumpet*