Vending Machine

[Squirtlenator]

you get a PS5

*inserts coin*

 

[Arcaneum]

OH BOY, SCALPIN' TIME!

You got your long lost cousin, Wartortlenator.

**INSERT COIN**

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a record player

*inserts coin*

 

[Starlight]

You get a minidisc player ;)

*inserts coin*

 

[Arcaneum]

It appears we've entered some paradox, because you got... yourself???

**INSERT COIN**

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Paradox machine!
Enjoy your time with your new found twin =o

*insert coin*

 

[Arcaneum]

You have received the mysterious tenth Eeveelution... Inteleon!

Wait a minute... well, your problem not mine now!

**INSERT COIN**

 

[ReKoil]

you have received a Guitar

*insert music*

 

[pokemon fan person]

you can't insert music into the machine. you got nothing.

*throws all my coins at the thing*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a Ming Vase =)
catch it before it breaks!

*coin inserted*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a pair of wings

*inserts coin*

 

[Arcaneum]

You've received a piece of parchment. On that parchment, you can read:

"In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

**INSERT COIN**

 

[Megan]

You get a PRESENT! What's in it, though?

*inputs secret number for the governments nuke launching program*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a nuclear powered card shuffler. Now you can shuffle decks of cards at record breaking speeds.

*Inserts muffin*

 

[Megan]

You get a cook book. Then the vending machine seeks out the next toilet.

*inputs Pi*

 

[Allen303]

You got a 1000 storm troopers and a star destroyer and some staff of the destroyer go invade planer (luckey pi)
*Inserts light crystal*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a dark crystal

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a squirtle watering can

*waters vending machine*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get an ice stone

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a man made diamond!

*coin inserted*