Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get a coupon for a free pizza at some sketchy pizza restaurant. Do you dare?

*insert get-out-of-jail-free card*

 

[ShadowElf]

you get a Lawer
who says Lawyer: my client is trapped in a penny!
Judge: pardon?
Lawyer: they are in a cent!
Judge: ...
Lawyer: ...
Judge: you're going to jail with them
*seems ur still getting dreaful punchlines*

*inserts a cookie*

 

[StCooler]

You get cookies... But the vending machine forgot to put the chocolate in them :(

*Inserts a used non-stick pan*

You get a coupon for a free pizza at some sketchy pizza restaurant. Do you dare?

I do! Pizza is pizza. Besides I've been in restaurants in a third-world country so I guess my immune system is operational.

 

[ReKoil]

You get a brand-spanking-new one, as that one was a toxic hazard now!
(iirc when those layers get scratched up, they release toxic materials? might be misremembering though lol)

*inserts Cl4P-TP figure*

 

[Megan]

You get a toy gun.

*inserts Playstation cleaning disc*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a Broken PlayStation 2

*Inserts a 23 years old 1 yen coin*

 

[ShadowElf]

you get a expired candybar from the 90s

*insets a actual dollar bill*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a dollar's worth in change =3

*inserts a martini, shaken, not stirred. *

 

[Megan]

You get an Austin Powers figure.

*inserts plain old coin*

 

[StCooler]

The vending machine doesn't understand, tries to read your mind, and returns a used HDD inside a pancake. What was going on in your mind? :O

*Inserts Youtube video on Pokémon*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machines plays a short clip for you to remind you to check if you've subscribed to the youtuber yet, and that you need to like & comment after watching it if you liked it.
I feel like almost every youtuber does this nowadays.

*inserts Lego brick*

 

[Starlight]

You get a frustrated. It was the last piece you needed out of a set. The vending machine puts it on ebay.

*inserts napkin with an illegible signature on it*

 

[Mahian23]

The Vending machine broke and you were fined 500$ as the repairing bill.

*Inserts a Kakashi Uchiha Action Figure*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a sharingan eye!
It's just a figurine though, so don't do anything crazy!

*inserts Trick-master's scroll so people can't solve his puzzles anymore*

 

[StCooler]

The vending machine now offers a digital copy of the scroll as a bonus to anyone who buys something from it!

*Inserts unsuccessful pixel-art*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a guide named "How to make a successful pixel-art".

*Inserts The Previously recieved Sharingan eye*

 

[ReKoil]

You get it upgraded to a Rinnegan! 😉

*inserts dome fossil*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a helix fossil???

It's unexplainable.

*inserts coin*

 

[StCooler]

You get Magneto's helmet to prevent Pr. Xavier to read your mind.

*Inserts malfunctionning smoke alarm*

 

[Mahian23]

You got a Fire proof Pill.Use it to become an Anti-fire man.

*Inserts a Jougan Fused with the Rinnegan*