Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

The machine cuts and combines the cables and makes a bunch of Xurkitree models!
Remember to split the profit 😉

*inserts steam keys that have already been redeemed* 😈

 

[Megan]

You don't get your Steam account back because it turns out those aren't redeemed by yourself. But the machine takes them anyway.

*inserts poster*

 

[Zeostar]

Here's a nice new toaster.

*inserts cookie dough*

 

[papper]

a burning smell comes from the machine. alas, our poor cookies may not have survived...

*inserts a double bass*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM sells them to some guy who takes a picture with them and pretends he caught them himself:

Spoiler:

*inserts an essay on chocolate, written on empty wrappers*

 

[Starlight]

You get high cholesterol ;(

*inserts picture of PC*

 

[Zeostar]

You get the selfie thread.

*inserts maple syrup*

 

[StCooler]

You get a weird bear wearing a weird red flag 🤔

Spoiler:

(Type "O CANADA" in the chat in Age of Mythology)

*Inserts empty coconut*

 

[Megan]

You get a medal of honor. Somehow you managed to empty a coconut. That's quite the achievement!

*inserts sickness that I don't need <_<*

 

[Eleanor]

You get a vaccine for it! Just wait a few months/years~

*inserts my Synthetic Biology notebook*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM uses it to redesign itself so it can go on a conquest and make humankind subservient to it. Praise be lord Vendicus!

*inserts dictionary from 50 years ago*

 

[Starlight]

You get my poetry 😅

*inserts crumpled fedora*

 

[Megan]

You get paper hat!

*inserts the word "insert"*

 

[Eleanor]

You get a grammar analysis! Verb, base form, etc.

*inserts a vocabulary of Italian*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a confused VM that dials the local Italian restaurant and starts ordering stuff for you!

*inserts Glaceon in a cup*

Spoiler:

Please take care of her =3

 

[Zeostar]

you unlocked the secret glaceon evolution, angreyon. it didn't appreciate being placed in a vending machine.

*inserts magikarp*

 

[Starlight]

You get your $500 back!

*inserts old rod*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a couple sticks and some pieces of string.
(minecraft recipe for crafting a fishing rod =3)

*inserts toothbrush*

 

[Megan]

You get a calling card for your local dentist.

*inserts coupon*

 

[Starlight]

You get a free happy meal... consisting of one grain of rice with a smilie face etched into it.

*inserts used matchstick*