Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get a picture of a Double Helix.

*inserts defibrillator to get the thread going again*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Max Revive!

*Inserts a Rotodex.*

 

[StCooler]

Prof Oak appears and yells at you:
"This isn't the time to use that!"

*Inserts bicycle*

 

[Megan]

You get an angry red haired teenager who demands you to pay for the damages you caused by doing that.

*inserts electric cable*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Xurkitree figure =3

*Inserts empty Water Bottle*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a soda.

*inserts green button*.

 

[Megan]

You get a bottle of beer.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get it graded and valued. Sorry, it's just a normal coin and not anything special worth thousands.

*inserts Rotom Plush*

 

[Starlight]

You get a new vending machine type Pokémon ;)

*inserts snowman*

 

[Megan]

You get a lot of water. Putting in a snowman during such a hot summer...what were you expecting? D:

*inserts savings*

 

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine asks you which charity you'd like to donate that too. It then donates it for you.

*inserts math notebook from high school*
*wonders how much of it would be actual notes vs how much of it would be random doodles* xD

 

[StCooler]

You get Kurt Gödel explaining you how your doodles express a second-order logic and help you solve the Hodge conjecture!

*Inserts perfectly functioning smartphone from 2017*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a phone from 2018.

*inserts mega bracelet*

 

[Megan]

You get some Mega stone shaped candy.

*inserts board*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM is unsure what type of board this is and starts googling all the different types.
In the end the VM settles on this being a Blackboard that Megan is donating to charity to help people learn how to wield hammers properly.
The VM gives you a pat on the head to praise your generosity.

*inserts fortune cookie*

 

[Starlight]

You hear munching then the vending machine spits out the cookie's message. It reads: Help! I am being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!!!

*inserts hammer voucher*

 

[Duck]

You get a voucher for a bag of nails

* inserts a Pikachu *

 

[ReKoil]

You get a new pikaclone that spits items out if you insert coins into the slot on it's back.

*inserts the design for the next eeveelution*

 

[Megan]

You get a teaser that shows an Eeveelution that looks strangely similar to a Glaceon...but also a Slowpoke!

*inserts 100 sided die*

 

[Duck]

You get a critical failure. Roll 2d10 for damage.

*inserts a penny*