What do you think of yourself?

[Ice1]

So I'm wondering what you guys think of yourselfs. So let's do it generically in a form that lacks respect, the 1-10 scale. Let's assume a 5.5 is average, a 1 is the lowest and a 10 is really high. Try not to be modest, and try to explain your "grade"

What do you guys rate yourself on:
1. Intelligence: How smart do you think you are? I'm talking just about pure school-style intelligence. How well are able to understand new information, and how well are you able to apply it.
2. Looks: I know people usually rate other people, but let's rate ourselves. I know this is always a bit problematic, because we all have other standard with beauty, but let's try to set that aside.
3. Humor: How funny do you think you are? Are you joykill, the funny guy at work or the next Eddie Murphy?
4. Social skills: I'm not talking about how much you like to talk to people, as we've been over the introvert/extravert thing a millions times now, I'm talking about how well are you in communicating with other people. What's your likability when talking to other people. Again, not wondering if you like doing it, just how good you think you are at it.
5. Booty: I kinda felt like adding this, so I did it. Just rate your ass on a scale from 1 to 10.

Here is one you can copy so you don't have to delete text.

1. Intelligence:
2. Looks:
3. Humor:
4. Social skills:
5. Booty:

 

[Warspirit]

1. Intelligence: 8/10. I feel like I'm on par with people in university, if not slightly higher in some subjects (Chemistry somehow??? Even though I hate it???). I know a lot about animals/science and really enjoy telling people about those kinds of things. I'm the type that likes to just spit out random information about things like tapeworms and their life cycle to people and really get into it. One thing I don't do well in though is some math. Not enough patience and I make silly errors sometimes bc I like to go fast.
2. Looks: I can (now) confidently say a 7.5/10 but I guess some guys feel different; they would rank me higher. I'm guessing I must look good though since I get a lot of attention.
3. Humor: 9/10. I always have someone laughing and I crack myself up as well. I like telling very bad jokes.
4. Social skills: 6.5/10. People generally like me and most of the time end up as a favorite in a group setting. I really don't get along with most girls, but that's another story and not my fault. I get along way better with older women (late 20s, early 30s). When it comes to guys though we have a blast, any age doesn't matter. I feel like I can improve on being more assertive though and working out problems with others so a 6.5.
5. Booty: (wow...) 7/10??? I have no more comments on this????

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Intelligence: 9.5
I'm no Einstein, but I have been praised for my brains since I was little. It looks like I'm only getting smarter with age. Imagine a kid walking into kindergarten and getting shocked that his peers don't understand basic arithmetic or the alphabet

Looks: 7.5
I work really hard on how I appear. It's important to me so I put a lot of effort into it. Dying my hair, watching my weight, wetting my lips... it's just little things that add up to what I look like. I'm not very photogenic.

Humor: 4
I think I'm a riot, but it's apparent other people find me less than funny. I love to laugh though so I guess it doesn't matter since I'm not on a stage or anything.

Social skills: 4.5
I'm very verbally articulate but I talk with a monotone most of the time. I like to help people solve problems and things in my down time when socially interacting, and often times I'll do really eclectic things in mixed company that confuse people, such as showing how limber I am stretching or talking really strange. I guess I'm a mixed bag.

Booty: 8
I think I look really good sexually. I catch the eye of girls in the service industry a lot - when I was at Moe's the two girls in the front just looked at me with a big grin, it was strange. The manager was giving me looks as I got my drink, and I kind of liked it :3

 

[maccrash]

1. Intelligence: 6.5. I'm kind of clueless when it comes to doing things that are mandatory for survival (i.e. cooking and whatnot) but I'm (kind of) book smart and I'm able to conduct myself rather well in most situations. I know how to not piss people off in a social situation and I'm not so anxious/awkward that I totally clam up and say nothing, so. that's something.
2. Looks: uhhh, 7ish? I don't think I'm a bad looking guy and there have been a fair amount of people who have Lusted After Me without really knowing anything about me meaning I must look alright or they're just picking random names out of hats. so yeah, I guess you could say I'm an okay looking guy. yeah.
3. Humor: 9. I think I'm really funny and my friends seem to think the same thing. I tell a lot of ridiculously stupid jokes that get a big rise out of people. the shit I say has more to do with things that are happening like as I'm telling them, like if my friend does something stupid I'll say something funny about it. or something. this is hard to explain. BOTTOM LINE I have a good sense of humor, I think.
4. Social skills: 6ish. I still get really uncomfortable around certain people but overall when I'm with friends I'm very comfortable and charismatic and fun to be around. with girls I like it's a whole 'nother story for the first few times I'm extensively talking to them, but I think that's kinda the case for everyone, and I've gotten way better.
5. Booty: probably like a 4, I'm kind of a twig.

this looks eerily similar to that maturity thread that happened like a week ago (;

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

1. Intelligence: 2. I'd rate myself a 1 but at the very least, I'm smart enough to know that I'm stupid so horray. There is so much more that I need to know about the world and how to live in it.

2. Looks: 5. I clean up well but I feel like I'm average at best.

3. Humor: 3. Sometimes I can make people laugh but my taste in humor is quite dark to put it lightly. Thankfully my jokes haven't gotten me arrested yet.

4. Social skills: 1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no. Depending on the social situation, I'd sooner dip my feet in battery acid while watching a random show by the Kardashians than interact with certain types of people in any possible way.

5. Booty: 1 I've only been told that I get the attention of women every now and then but never have I actually seen said attention going my way before. As for my actual booty though, the less you know about that, the better.


So yeah, get me while I'm hot ladies. /sarcasm

 

[obZen]

1. Intelligence: Apparently, it's very high according to everyone. I don't know where to place myself, but everyone I know pits me ~9 on this scale.
2. Looks: 5, not a fan, but looks don't actually matter, since they're relative. It's all about confidence.
3. Humor: 8, I think I'm hysterical
4. Social skills: 6, much improved throughout the years, but alas, I still struggle mightily in social situations.
5. Booty: 3, I don't care about my booty.

 

[Blastedoise]

1. Intelligence: Hm... i would give myself a 5 for this. I ain't smart but i am not stupid either. There are things, i know and things idk. But i don't think, i really need that so much for now.

2. Looks: 7.5. I watch that everything looks natural. I highly dislike faked looks. For my look, i get a lot of good comments and attention from Boys which i don't expected at the first moment.

3. Humor: 10. There is no end when i enjoy my day with my best friend, and we always have something to laugh about.

4. Social skills: 6. More on the friends side. But of course if it comes to elder people, i do what i can i don't really want others to think i ain't social enough for this.

5. Booty: ?. I can't really say a number for this. But either my booty or my breast, is what brings me up to the light of others. It's more how i act.

 

[Volga]

1. Intelligence: Idk, I guess 6-8, somewhere around there.

2. Looks: 4-8, I do get a lot of looks when I go to the gym (always shirtless), most of them are guys so I do feel good about myself sometimes, but 3-4 is what I think of myself, and 7-8 is usually what most people say.

3. Humor: 0, I hate jokes and stuff like that. I'm a very serious person and it's VERY hard to make me laugh.

4. Social skills: 2, I hate interaction, but I interact enough to make friends.

5. Booty: Idk, every guy I have been in a relationship with really liked my ass, so maybe 6-8.

I'm not good at rating things. :p

 

[Her]

1. Intelligence: 7. I'm very intelligent in literary areas, absorb books with ease, have an admirable grasp on words, etc. My ability to rationalise and argue a point is something I also take pride in. But I'm also intelligent enough to recognise my limitations. For starters, I'm absolutely awful at math. Good luck explaining to me what comes after the number 6, because I will not understand. Secondly, I tend to be pretty bad at logical situations outside of debating. My critical thinking skills need to be polished. Thirdly, I'm bad at practical situations like cooking or building. Practical intelligence is something I'll leave to the labourers once I marry rich. Honestly I'm too tired to go through all my faults, but my point is that I'm aware of my strengths and even more aware of my weaknesses.

2. Looks: 3. While I accept (not really) that many people find me attractive, and consider me desirable, I have no love for my body in the slightest.

3. Humor: 8. I'm known in my social circles for being the funny, if critical, one. Making people laugh is the only time I desire to be the center of attention and thus I have developed a great capability to do so. I have a great grasp on humour, even though my sense of dark humour may be considered more 'politically correct' than others. That being said, I tend to specialise in acid tongue jokes and can churn out a thousand barbs a minute. My faults are that I cannot tell a funny story to save my life and I can't set up a joke in the style of a comedian as well. I'm not comedian funny, I'm more... Wendy Williams. Ultimately, I'm confident in my humour and I'm generally the funniest person in the room.

4. Social skills: 7. Anxiety is a pretty bad problem for me, but that's more due to my upbringing than anything natural. Depression's there, but that's a different matter. I'm a supreme introvert, but I can function normally enough. It's just in large crowds or group situations that I find myself having trouble in.
On another note, I tend to be the person people come to when they have social problems they need solving, provided I'm not feeling indifferent to their problems at the time. I'm good at understanding people, empathising with them, putting their emotions into a medium that can be explained. I'm quite socially intelligent, but lackluster in practical implementation, I guess.

5. Booty: 6. I'm good for a white girl.

 

[Sonata]

1. Intelligence: 8.5/10 I've been drinking way too much since my Senior year, so my intelligence is slowly dwindling down to 0, but currently I'm still not brain dead enough that I could test into just about anything I wanted to.
2. Looks:

Spoiler:

3. Humor: 8.5/10 I can be pretty funny, but I'm more of an improv kinda guy. But when I make a joke laughter does ensue.
4. Social skills: 6/7 I can be social. I just don't like to be. Take me to a party and I'll be the life of it, say you want to go to the mall just to walk around and I'll just curl up in a ball and hiss.
5. Booty: I don't know what to rate it. It's big, it's meaty, and it's so firm. My ex liked it and it looks good in a thong. That's all I've got to say about that.

 

[Castaigne]

1. Intelligence: 8/10
For a long time I used to say "I'm not smart, you're just stupid." Now I've stopped correcting people if they say I'm smart lol. I still don't think I'm exceptionally smart, but I wouldn't be on my third research project if I wasn't above average.
2. Looks: 7/10
I'm about average BUT my hair is fabulous so I tacked on an extra point lol.
3. Humor: 9/10
I have been known to make people chuckle.
4. Social skills: 7/10
About average. This is a skill I've improved substantially over the past 4 or so years. Back in the day I was like a 4 lol.
5. Booty: 10/10

 

[Sirfetch’d]

1. Intelligence: 8 for me! I like to think I'm a pretty smart guy but I lack a lot of common sense in all honesty. Looking back I've done some pretty questionable things that make me look a little less intelligent that I feel I am rofl.
2. Looks: 8 again. I think I look pretty good and I'm confident in my body! I haven't always felt this way but i do more now.
3. Humor: 9 here. I've always felt that I have had a good sense of humor. I won funniest in my class back in the 3rd and 4th grade when this was actually a category haha.
4. Social skills: 6 or 7 here! I'm getting better and certainly really good with this online. My anxiety holds me back a little but at least I'm getting control over it.
5. Booty: 11. HAVE YOU SEEN MY ASS

 

[Ice1]

Booty: 8
I think I look really good sexually. I catch the eye of girls in the service industry a lot - when I was at Moe's the two girls in the front just looked at me with a big grin, it was strange. The manager was giving me looks as I got my drink, and I kind of liked it :3

You can't just rate your sexuality, I want straight up booty grades. Rate your ass or get out of here.


Might as well participate in my own thread.
1. Intelligence: 8/10, I'd say. I'm going to do university next year, and I've been keeping up with school even though I missed around a quarter of the lessons, so I think I'm alright with my intelligence.
2. Looks: 5.5/10, I don't think I'm ugly by any means, but assuming a 5.5 is the average, I'd say I'm on it. I'm no model, but I'll still need prosthetics to play Frankenstein.
3. Humor: 8/10 I think. I'm quick with words, and that translates to my humor I think. It always feel weird to give yourself a high grade, but the fact that I got asked to write for the local yearly comedy show isn't a bad sign I think, haha.
4. Social skills: 7/10. I'd say I'm great with people, but they need to be my kind of crowd. I can communicate well with people, although if sometimes there are crowds that just don't connect, and the misunderstandings just stack up.
5. Booty: 9/10 I got the ass of a woman. I make them ladies jealous.

 

[Circuit]

1. Intelligence: Eeeehhhhhh... 7.5. If this was pure intellect alone I'd put myself higher, but intelligence to me is more than simple intellect. Intelligence to me also applies to making decisions, and other things more related to everyday life. I have a lot to work on in that regard. (Straight up intellect I'd go 9.5 - It's the only good bit about me ><")
2. Looks: 5/6. I'm not bad looking... But I'd put myself on the lower end of the scale.
3. Humor: This ranges from 5-8. My humour really does change, depending on who I'm around, my mood etc.
4. Social skills: 3. I hate large groups, and going out at weekends can be a chore if I'm not with the right people. I need a small group of close friends who I really get along with. Then I can enjoy myself.
5. Booty: HOLY SHIT >9000. How about a 7? I don't really know what classes as a good booty in guys, but mine isn't too shabby. Squats ftw

 

[£]

1. Intelligence: 7. I'm fairly sharp all round. I hate to bring out the ol' First Class Mathematics degree but COME ON THAT HAS TO EARN ME A SEVEN.
2. Looks: 5. I can scrub up well when I'm really going for the kill tho and I'd definitely be higher when I go all out.
3. Humor: 6. My sense of humour is alright but tbh I'm more concerned about my own amusement than anyone else's.
4. Social skills: 5.5. I know what I'm doing... I just prefer not to do it a lot of the time. I definitely hold my own socially tho.
5. Booty: 8. If your point was to find people with beautiful behinds I HAVE ONE OKAY. You fucking perv.

 

[dad]

1. Intelligence: 7.3 I guess. I'm pretty intelligent in some areas. I'm really good in math, science and spanish so..
2. Looks: ehh 7? i'm no halle berry, but i wouldn't say i'm too bad looking.
3. Humor: 8.5/10 i think i'm hilarious on a good day. i think the fact that i'm shy makes me funnier.
4. Social skills: probably a 7 here. i can be pretty sociable if it's not drowned out by my shyness. i'm pretty shy meeting someone for the first time but after that i won't shut up.
5. Booty: 6.9. the booty has seen better days but the gym has made things better. i've been told i could be a victoria secret model if i squatted more. tbh i'm kinda insulted

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

You can't just rate your sexuality, I want straight up booty grades. Rate your ass or get out of here.

I'm going for both guys and gals here fyi

but honestly... just my ass? Fine. 8.5/10.

 

[Bellsprout]

i am the morning and evening star

the ass is phat doe

 

[Kura]

1. Intelligence: 9/10- See.. I don't know who we're comparing this rating system to.. if it is Stephen Hawking, then my score would probably be in the negatives.. but I'm just going to go with general population. My memory can be a bit shoddy, and I am rubbish at maths, but I like to learn new things constantly and I feel like I have a great sense of common sense. I'm good at what I pursue in my job and I think I'm a smart cookie overall.
2. Looks: 8/10 I wish I were a bit taller, and I have a few other physical flaws and skin imperfections but overall I think I put myself together fairly decently.
3. Humor: 3/10. I'm super serious.
4. Social skills: 9/10 Put me in a room with people and I can get along just fine. I do like my own quiet time, though.
5. Booty: 8/10 I need to do more squats.. the christmas holidays did not do well for my behind. To be fair, I did both a gym session and an hour of spin (cycling) both yesterday and this morning.. so I'm well on my way.


Strangely enough, even though I gave myself fairly high scores, I don't see myself as some amazing person. I should probably start appreciating my personal traits a bit more.
Anyway, doing this post was fun :3

 

[Bobbylicious]

1. Intelligence: eh... I used to be smart when I was younger, but as I got older I just became average. I would say a 6 or 6.5 just because I think I'm slightly above average.

2. Looks: eh.... Some days I think I'm ugly, when others I think I'm really hot. Hard for me to say, especially since I constantly feel fat, despite being underweight... So probs a 7/7.5

3. Humor: I mean, everyone's humor is different, so if I find someone with a similar sense if humor to me, then 10 all around, but anyone else is probs say 7.

4. Social skills: depends who I'm around and where I am. If I'm in a familiar place with friends, around some ppl I don't know, I'll interact better socially. If I'm by myself, but in a place I'm familiar with, my social skills aren't great, but they're not that bad either. Tho if I'm in an unfamiliar place with ppl I don't know then I'll probs be having an anxiety attack and a mental breakdown in the bathroom. So not gonna rate since it varies so much

5. Booty: 10 - ass so fine makes the straight boys whine