I think I'd be a Normal/Ghost-Type fusion of Slowpoke, Luxio, and Dunsparce.
Normal: I think I'm pretty ordinary.
Ghost: I've got little presence. I'm also pale, though not quite as pale as I was in high school when a friend nicknamed me "Ghost."
Slowpoke: Taking things at my own pace, waiting for an opportunity to grab me by the tail. I've had a few bites, but no Shellder.
Luxio: Like Luxio communicates with its paws, I generally prefer non-verbal communication (at least when dealing with new people, people I haven't seen in a long time, and telephones). Some of my past teachers thought I was a mute! I've also got a beard and gold rings in my eyes, and I'm a big fan of kitties.
Dunsparce: Elusive and timid. I'm almost never away from the house nor am I much of a people-person. I'm also interested in insects and fossils, which could be linked to Dunsparce's insectoid appearance and digging. The markings around its eyes almost look like it has glasses, which I wear.