Ask a female professor out to some food and drinks.
Wait wut? That being risky? Well our university has some rather young and dang son pretty professors out there who i swear are so sociable that they are different beings outside the classroom. However, this is super risky since our university is near to all of the areas where everyone can have some food and drink so it can get REALLY scandalous if said professor was seen with a student in a rather "peculiar" fashion. Then again, I was her favorite student, because i was that guy with perfect attendance, exemplary participation, excellent grades on all of her quizzes and exams, and was the one who could relate the most. Sadly, when i did do it, i was met with a typical "friendzoned" answer by respectfully declining the offer.
I wanted to do something like this because an ole friend of mine failed horribly when he actually admitted that he liked one of our profs. Oh and it was in Valentines Day, a day of cringe. Then again, our English prof was that dang pretty that any sane young man could have liked her. (Long hair, glasses, fair skinned, has that Asian-ish look)