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What's your best non-swearing insult?

When I think someone has been badly fooled (say, voting for a certain political candidate in 2016 over the other), I say that they have been shanghaied.
 
I just give them a look. :eyes:
 
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I got this from a poem by James Hardy:

"The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die"

I think this would be pretty insulting.
 
(Whatever sentence I happen to say about the person), Yah Pleb.
 
You son of a motherless goat!

I got that from an episode of Canada's Worst Handyman, I believe.

Despite it being more a stereotype then it is common practice, I do sometimes use the term "hoser" when referring to a doltish person. Also, dolt, as it's got more punch then idiot or moron (for me anyway).
 

There is no more efficient way to insult, belittle, reject, and utterly crush any pretender's intentions and tell them to fuck off without saying the actual words than this. This is the absolute worst.

I won't even suggest another insult.
 
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What's worse is that for the longest time I used it as a lazy "ok!" and didn't realize its nefarious implications ):
 
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