Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[Caite-chan]

Always a lie.

Can Doduo really fly?

 

[Sheep]

If it spins its heads fast enough, it'll be able to turn into a helicopter and fly like Tails!

Is the water from Poliwag's Water Gun safe to drink?

 

[Caite-chan]

Sure........if you like Pokemon spit. xD

Could you ever get past that knee high tree in the middle of the road?

 

[Aslan]

Oh that's easy! Since the tree is so tall, you can just limbo underneath it to get pass it. Who needs HM Cut, anyway?

Can Groudon clap its hands together?

 

[Skystrike]

Yes, but not without causing a Magnitude 9 Earthquake. :P

How do I bike without a bike on Cycling Road?

 

[Aldo]

You throw your Pok?mon away!

How do I beat the Pok?mon League with just one Pok?mon?

 

[Meadow]

Cheat codes are the answer to everything! ;)

Why can't Trainers carry more than 6 Pok?mon on their team?

 

[Midnight Umbreon]

Easy. you roll on it and pray you don't get hit

Why did the vulby cross the road?

 

[Caite-chan]

Because it was to lazy to fly.

Why are they PokeBALLS and not PokeSQUARES?

 

[Zeostar]

Because squares would look ugly

Why does Blissey have so much HP?

 

[Skystrike]

Because HP stands for Heart Points, and I'd say Blissey is pretty full of heart, wouldn't you?

Why can't I just swim to Cinnabar Island?

 

[CodeHelmet]

You'll have a Heart Attack if you do! <- Swimmer

Why is Ash cursed to be forever 10?

 

[Zeostar]

He was cursed by a Gengar

Why is Giovanni both a crime boss and a gym leader?

 

[strangerhypno]

Because the pokemon league is dumb and let someone who's probably on the international 10 most wanted list become a gym leader.

Why can Mew learn all TMs?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Mew doesn't need a reason. It knew all those moves before they were cool!

Why won't Professor Kukui put a shirt on?

 

[Caite-chan]

Because it's to hot out and why does he need one in the first place...lol.

Why can only certain Pokemon talk?

 

[Zeostar]

It's been a long time since I've watched the anime, but I remember in Meowths case, he listened in on a human conversation. The others probably just use telepathy.

Why didn't X/Y get a third game?

 

[CodeHelmet]

GF was lazy and clearly the move Cash Grab failed.

Why haven?t Female Protagonists gotten full teams since Sinnoh?

 

[Resolve]

The staff says fuck them.

Why does the anime suck (for some people)?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Apparently because it's not a "huge roller coaster" of an anime, "crammed with sizzling gypsies"! I'll marry the person who gets that reference. xD

What happens to Ash's Pok?mon every time he travels to a new region?