would you rather pokemon style

[Guardian]

I'd be fine with an entire team of Water Pokemon. Monotype it is.

Would you rather never catch a shiny, or catch one in the wild, knowing that you'd encounter him only after the 1,000,000th encounter. (no trading, no chaining)

 

[Dedenne1]

Never wayyyyy too much workkkk lolz
Would you rather live in Nimbasa City or Virbank City?

 

[Meadow]

Virbank is pretty nice, but I'll go with Nimbasa for the attractions! =3

Would you rather... hug a Moltres (lol), or touch a Sandslash's back?

 

[Squirrel]

Sandslash, his attack is so low that they're probably just blunt scales by now :D

Would you rather hug a Moltres with a Slugma riding it, or eat an ice cream? ;o

 

[Meadow]

I think the obvious answer is eat an ice cream...? (lol)

Would you rather get burned or poisoned by a Pokémon?

 

[Squirrel]

At least Sven got it ;( I'd rather get poisoned because illness is much easier to cure than burn wounds!

Would you rather catch Ho-oh or Lugia?

 

[Meadow]

I like Lugia better, mostly because of the second movie.

Would you rather... catch another Trainer's Pokémon, or steal from a Poké Mart?

At least Sven got it ;(

explain plz! I'm that slow. (lol)

 

[Guardian]

explain plz! I'm that slow. (lol)

Dude it's easy, try to figure it out. Otherwise I'll just explain it to you
as soon as I figure it out myself, I liked it cos he's talking about a Slugma, again, and I found it funny...crap, now what?

I'd catch another trainer's Pokemon. Im a Team Rocket Grunt after all!

Would you rather battle on volcano or on an iceberg? Random at it's best.

 

[Squirrel]

Given that my team is probably full of cute squirrels and stuff, I guess the iceberg is less dangerous so I'll go with that!

Would you rather become a real-life trainer, or turn into a Pokémon?

 

[Meadow]

Real-life trainer for sure!

Would you rather... sell your favorite Pokémon game in real life, or release a semi-decent Pokémon in-game?

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Wait, you didn't explain the Slugma joke! Even Sven didn't understand it, lol.

 

[Aslan]

Guys, he's not talking about the Slugma. Think about what happened in the first story of Pokestory Time and then think about the ice cream. I wouldn't put that in my mouth if I were you. ;]

Anyway I'd release the semi-decent pokemon! I think losing an entire game means that you lose more than just one pokemon.

Would you rather get run over by a rampaging horde of Tauros or become apart of Team Rocket, get blasted off by Ash and smack straight into the Moon?

 

[magicarp4thewin]

I'd get blasted off to the moon and catch myself a deoxys

Would you rather join team rocket, or get mugged by Jesse and james

 

[Aslan]

I feel like joining Team Rocket would result in my stuff getting mugged by them anyway so I'll get mugged!

Would you rather ride a Rapidash upside down with your hands burning the entire time or try and babysit a Reshiram?

 

[Meadow]

I'd babysit the Reshiram. Reshiram seems mellow, right?

Would you rather... get defeated by a weak wild Pokémon in front of your friends, or get defeated by a pitifully weak trainer when the only spectators are random bystanders?

Guys, he's not talking about the Slugma. Think about what happened in the first story of Pokestory Time and then think about the ice cream. I wouldn't put that in my mouth if I were you. ;]

*10 minutes later* ...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! xD

Still not hugging that Slugma, though. Even Squirrel himself said:

I'd rather get poisoned because illness is much easier to cure than burn wounds!

 

[Aslan]

I'd rather get defeated by a pitifully weak trainer! I think it's more humiliating losing to a wild pokemon as they're so weak and if random bystanders are watching then I'll make sure to never run into them again. :D

Would you rather trek through the desert with a swarm of Cacturne running after you or navigate through a rainforest with poison types like Ekans slithering behind you?

 

[Squirrel]

I think the desert - at least you could see where they were and they couldn't sneak up on you!

Would you rather race against a Rapidash or try to beat an Alakazam at 20 Questions?

 

[Aslan]

Just bury me underground at that point. It was a good life!

Anyway I'm certain that I couldn't cheat an Alakazam at 20 Questions but with Rapidash, maybe I'll jump on its back and lean forward so I cross the finish line first? Ayy, smart tactics.

Would you rather wrestle with a Nidoqueen or get glomped by a Muk?

 

[Guardian]

Wow you all just wanna get each other hurt lmao.
Also how exactly do you lose against Alakazam?
Alakazam, what's the highest mountain?
"...Alakazam?"
yay correct!
lol, unless he's using some English telepathy, that is :D

Get glomped by a Muk. Oak survived it so I guess its not that horrible.

Would you rather end up in the middle of the ocean on Lapras or Blastoise?

 

[Meadow]

Lapras is a more reliable companion. =D

Would you rather... go through the entire game without repels, or go through the entire game without healing items?

 

[Aslan]

If we're allowed to use the pokecenter then no healing items! Caves are gonna be horrible without repels. :(

Would you rather encounter a Zubat everytime you took a step in a cave or have a 50% chance of encountering Shadow Tag Wobbuffet everywhere you went?