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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Latias and Latios would fly away at supersonic speeds, and I'm pretty sure Ren would tag along for the ride. Kairn would probably run to meet them, get hit by a teargas grenade, and start running the other direction. Houndoom would roast one Sentret, causing it to blow up, which would start a chain reaction that would wipe out the entire crowd in a glorious display of explosions and gore.

Mewtwo would probably just be going "oh, what's that? What is that? It's red! What's that stuff it's spraying out? Why does it hurt? What are you? What are you?" Not really, though. She'd probably just lay waste to them with her ship's Wave Cannon.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?

This one made me cackle. Kairn would probably win it for trying to stay on Latios without using his hands while they were flying faster than the speed of sound. He's attempted it before at slower speeds. o.O

Ren isn't really prone to doing blatantly stupid things, so I'm not sure for him.

Latias or Latios might over-eat, but again, they aren't the foolish types.

And it is against the laws of physics for Mewtwo to win a Darwin Award. If you try to write an equation that will tell you the chances of her actually getting one, your paper will spontaneously combust and your right pinky finger will start hemorrhaging.

H€ck... I hadn't even noticed Astinus was MIA.

But it's good to see this section is still alive. I don't post here a lot.... but still is one of my favourite reads ever since the flamethrower-packed Sentrets.

Answering the questions:

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Darius would stay there for a while, embellezed before the sight of Chanseys, before noticing the chainsaws. After a couple of seconds of screaming he would send Rapidash out of her Poké Ball and ask her, crying, to take him away full speed. Of course, Rapidash, being as competitive as she is, would only run fast enough to keep the race interesting, while at the same time driving Darius to insanity. In the case of the Hippops, I think Darius would be stupid enough to go to them laughing like "Oh, look, it's a group of Hoppips! Let's do the Hoppip dan--- cough... argh... uhhh... " and then dies.

Dunno what Lou would do. I tried to picture the scene with him facing an horde of Pichus with axes, and then the Sentrets, but my mind just blocked. I really don't know why... I'll give this some more thought.

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Anyway, I'm curious about how many of you have been checking this section to see if there were any updates the past few days.

Well, I read this section three to six times a week. To be honest, I've configured my trusty browser to begin by checking a specific set of pages everytime I run it, this Lounge being the 17th in order. So pretty much everytime I start my PC and take a look at the Intertubes I pretty much start my PC experience by visiting this Lounge. Even more after the Sentrets thing.

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Bunny would most likely run away while Jacob and Jenny would use their guns if those Pokemon are getting too crazy. XD;

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Bunny, Jenny, and Jacob also aren't the types to do stupid things in all seriousness, so not really sure about that. ^^;

As for how often I look here: depends how crazy the party is. XD; If it's a bit quiet, once or twice a day. If things get hetic...every couple of hours. XD

Why am I posting? Because I don't want to read about Andrew Wiggin looking at cross-species porn. ;________;

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Aden actually did have the pleasure of dealing with a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers. Her reaction was to run like the little girl that she is. She ran only because she wasn't quite sure if she could battle all the little flaming Sentret at once, but she did battle against one of the species.

Shinrai would probably, if the device worked, use her Digivice to evolve her Digimon and blast the little fuzzballs away.

Andy would just love the things. He'd love them so he could understand them and feel like he's married to them. (omgwhydoeshehavetobesodifficulttoputintomyotp?whyandywhy?) Angel would...I don't know. Laugh. Or try to fight the Sentret. Or swear. I don't know.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Aden would most likely getting it out of all my characters. She's always doing the most stupidest things, like wandering away to follow a raging Mewtwo because she was bored. Or the time that she meandered into the mountains without supplies. She's a wonderfully stupid character who's amusing.

She would most likely win it for insulting Mewtwo. Enough said.

Why am I posting? Because I don't want to read about Andrew Wiggin looking at cross-species porn. ;________;

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LAlalala! I can't heeaaarrrr yoooou! *covers ears*

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Lauren: Oh m' f***ing god... I'm totally not tacklin' this wit' Aquaria! Head for th' 'ills! *flees as far as her feet will take her.
Collin: Hmph. Foolish creatures! Gorian, Hydro Pump! *laughs insanely as his Blastoise commences kicking the asses of the Sentret and their flamethrowers*

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
More than likely, Taunter the Haunter, Sparx the Jolteon, or Vladimir the shiny Gliscor would manage that one. How? Er... well, Taunter and Vladimir do a lot of stupid things to each other and other beings-- one of their tricks is bound to earn them a Darwin Award (especially ones involving Fire Punch).

Sparx... I guess his would be trying to litterally fly. For years, much to Lauren's dismay, he's thought of himself as a figher pilot (hence the aviator goggle and scarf he wears)-- I'm sure one dive off of a cliff, pretending he's in an airplane, will do him in for that award.

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Jeff would try to stop the Sentrets with his Charmander, but would fail due to inexperience. And to think that he still has to face Mewtwo...
Katy, being more rational, would find any and all escape routes to ensure safety.
Entei would literally battle fire with fire, probably using his own Flamethrower attack against the Sentret's flamethrowers.
Mewtwo would just laugh and mutilate the Sentrets effortlessly.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Jeff, as always, would be playing the valiant hero.
I don't know if Katy would suffer such a fate. She's much more sensible.
Entei, in an epic battle, would take a devastating hit that would render him motionless.
Mewtwo would probably do it to himself, since he doesn't have a suitable mate anyway.

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

I think I'll tackle this with characters from three different fics.

Sapphy: If we work to together, we can stop them! *battle cry*
Lucius: I can handle this on my own! *calls Lilith to handle it*
Ezekiel: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?

Lucius would keep ordering his Pokemon to use Hyper Beam. Lucy would claim to be the best assassin ever, but always ends up screwing up the mission. Dexter will mistaking transform into a Magikarp when they need him most.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
I don't know. Probably trying to tame some a herd of Tauros chargin' at him. I guess. Maybe he just got stuck trying to steal stuff from a vending machine in Celadon.

I'll aswer my own question first.
How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Radeem: "Trying to beat me with flamethrowers? Oh, come on!" and then she'd use one humongous fire blast (that would miss, intentionally of course) and watch the critters flee.
Ivysaur: "They're not going to fry me. They're Sentret, for crying out loud!" Soon after, he'd be suffering from several burns.
Cimi: She is often very sensible, but sometimes her curiousity takes the better of her. She would stall completely, stare at the pack of Sentret advancing towards her and mumble: "How in this world did they get those things? What are they?"
April: As I love Jack's mom, I'm going to include her reaction here. She'd go "Oh my gosh, how adorable sentrems!" and watch them go with a fascinated look on her face. Of course, she would not have the slightest idea about what the flamethrowers are, so you can't really blame her for that. Her son, however, the sensible little ten-year-old he is, would first out his attention into frowning at his mother mispronouncing Sentret and only after that he'd start running away.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
I think the most likely to get the award would be Ivysaur, as he is insanely stubborn. He might get himself killed when trying to prove something he is absolutely sure about. Like, for example, that grass type Pokémon can, even when soaked in flammable liquids, beat fire type Pokémon (with all fire-powering gadgets availabl) any time. He is highly provokeable, so he'd probably even try to prove he can fly. He's a bit stupid like that. But hey, at least he has his pride.

Another character I can imagine getting the price is Cimi. She might even get one for the incident with the Sentret, described above. She wouldn't really deserve it, though, because she is stupid only occasionally and if she kets herself killed in some idiotic act, it's mostly an accident. She doesn't know what flamthrowers are, for example. Oh, well.


I look at this section several times a day, but that's for a reason: I always have my laptop on when I'm at home and I often do my school assignments with my laptop or by my laptop (not to mention all the other stuff I do with my laptop, and I read and play DS on my bed, which happens to also be the place my laptop is on...). So, whenever I get distracted, I take a peek.

Well, I set PC as a home tab in my browser, so whenever I open my browser, PC is opened automatically. I usually open my browser once every other hour if I'm home because of problems my computer seems to have, so that's why I'm here so often.

I broke my computer trying to play god.

=(

As for how often I check PC, a lot when I have the day off from work. Not a lot when I do work. But you people set the curtains on fire when I'm not here, and my tax money is not going to keep paying for those firefighters.

Preposterous. We would never do such a thing. *hides matches*

Anyway, how were you trying to play god, exactly? And why did it involve your computer? And do I want to know?

I was trying to extract some college-aged kid to move him to the Giant Ball o' Dirt because he looks like someone that I enjoy very very much.

No cookies for guessing. It should be obvious, depending on how well you know me. =P

I think I'll just go torture sims people. :)

My hamster just tried to commit suicide.

And you don't just need matches to set things on fire. I burned my thumb playing with a lighter and a leaf.

I'm randomly writing fanfiction as well. Oh-ho.

Mom, don't you know hamsters are suicidal? My womrat tried to die once. It wasn't pretty.

Well, I set PC as a home tab in my browser, so whenever I open my browser, PC is opened automatically. I usually open my browser once every other hour if I'm home because of problems my computer seems to have, so that's why I'm here so often.

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xD!

That's genius! Bad idea for me, though, in case my parents try to scope my laptop. :O So bad bad bad for meh.

Ohairdur ffl. :>

SilverSmeargleSplatter said:

Mom, don't you know hamsters are suicidal? My womrat tried to die once. It wasn't pretty.



xD!

That's genius! Bad idea for me, though, in case my parents try to scope my laptop. :O So bad bad bad for meh.

Ohairdur ffl. :>

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I haven't seen you in here in quite a while, nice to see you again.

SilverSmeargleSplatter said:

That's genius! Bad idea for me, though, in case my parents try to scope my laptop. :O So bad bad bad for meh.

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I actually had a breech of cover situation about a week ago when my younger brother spotted me on this site (my laptop's out of commission.) Fortunately, I managed to convince him that I was only here as a troll. :D

Now I'm reminded of all the times I would be in college with my laptop, hanging around this site. And I would be using a skin that had big giant Pokemon banner at the top and everyone on this site had their Pokemon avatars.

It was all right though, because I had no friends at college anyhow. Whoo.

And then there were the times that I played FireRed/Pearl in class. ;>>

zomg1 silver came back1

Meh. I'm in college, and I'm on here all the time. If anyone has the audacity to care, I have a fine array of hardcover books to my right and a pair of rather sharp scissors in a drawer to my left that would be happy to take their complaints.

And about suicidal hamsters...somehow that isn't surprising. I've heard that they're rather fragile creatures when it comes to their minds. They literally can develop this condition called "wet tail" in which they are freaked out by so much stuff that they constantly pee themselves. It's life-threatening. Enough said.

My hamster isn't scared by anything, nor is she a fragile creature. I once held my terrier dog up to her cage, and my hamster just punched my dog in the nose. That was the last time my dog went near the hamster.

My cat's just afraid of the rodent under general principle.

Hell, I'm afraid of the hamster. For the first few days of her life, she was kept in a cage with a hamster that bit every human hand that entered the cage. I think my hamster caught that attitude.

Which is why I call her "Grumpy". :D

Not to mention the time that she fell from the top shelf of my desk onto my desk, landed on her back, and then bit me when I went to check on her. Same with the time she fell off my dresser, a lawn chair, and a table. She's a bizarre little beast.

Quick question for everyone: Was it ever stated the exact amount of years that passed between Ho-Oh's creation of the Legendary Trio and present anime!-day? Or at least when Ash was wandering through Johto? My copy of that episode is buried so far in the closet, Andy's watching it. (Ba dum pish!)

Astinus said:

Quick question for everyone: Was it ever stated the exact amount of years that passed between Ho-Oh's creation of the Legendary Trio and present anime!-day? Or at least when Ash was wandering through Johto? My copy of that episode is buried so far in the closet, Andy's watching it. (Ba dum pish!)

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From memory, I think it was only stated as being a few hundred years ago.

*goes back to lurkdom*