do people who say doggo deserve rights?

recently i have also found a terrifying development: people who say catto

do they deserve anything but the harshest possible punishment under law, short of the death penalty? this poster says no

Catto does sound weird as hell indeed, but doggo sounds kinda cute

might be the only group of people who deserve rights less than rexhars

edit:i mean defintiely

doggo is valid in some contexts (don't @ me) but catto has to go

I heard someone say kitto and I...,,,...,,

I thought "doggo" was wishful thinking for dog lovers to try and get even remotely close to the cuteness that is a "kitty".

Merriam-Webster's take on doggo will never not be amazing.

See that's why you get for having such short, truncated words. There's no need to add random double consonants and os at the end when you sue the words Perro and Gato. Look at that beautiful rolling r making more sense than a rolling g and the rotund and satisfying way to turn cat into a bi-syllabic word.

Hold up is this suddenly taboo now

Phosphophyllite said:

Hold up is this suddenly taboo now

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It was always taboo - for those of us not raised in isolation by Kerchak and Kala, at least

Wait people are honestly, unironically, calling their cats 'catto'???

I thought that was like, supposed to be intentionally awful. Floof is by far the superior pet name for cats.

No Yes? Although I've never heard anyone say catto. Can you introduce me to them?

Woofer is the only acceptable pet name for dogs..... And okay also maybe subwoofers

Kitty said:

Woofer is the only acceptable pet name for dogs..... And okay also maybe subwoofers

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mlep

...Catto?

No, those people don't deserve rights.

Literal answer: yes they deserve rights, every human being deserves basic human rights

Non-literal answer: no lmao

Roxas said:

Literal answer: yes they deserve rights, every human being deserves basic human rights

Non-literal answer: no lmao

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But are they really human?

Doggo is cute

how do you feel about puppo

Juno said:

how do you feel about puppo

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Co-conspirator in the crime as far as I'm concerned