So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

...and everyone who is even remotely sensible (or sober enough) leaves immediately. Bars are not tranquil places, and nobody really wants to spend the night in hospital because some other person had a bad thought.

A Gallade leaps into the bar...

and tries to take someone out the bar thinking that they are a damsel in distress.

An Azumarill waddles into a bar....

...and accidentally reduces the bar stool it sits on to splinters thanks to Huge Power. Welp.

A Noctowl flaps into the bar...

and kept asking who when the bartender asked what do you want.

A Mareanie hops into the bar....

...and all the Corsola immediately leave.

A Cursola then ambles into the bar...

...and it absorbs all of the "spirits" within.

So a Psyduck walks into a bar...

...with a headache. It receives a drink which cures its headache.

So a Dragapult slithers into the bar...

...and it shoots its Dreepies straight into the nearest keg!

So an Appletun walks into a bar..

...and freezes in fear when everyone raises their knives and forks, staring at it and drooling!

Then a Jynx saunters into the bar...

...And starts singing for no reason. For some reason, only the gen8 mons available are interested in it's singing, and they really like it.

A Drizzile walks into the bar...

...and is immediately carded and asked to leave. Apparently the hairstyle made it too obvious this Pokemon was still a teen and not old enough to drink.

So a Zoroark walks into a bar...

...and get kicked out for pulling too many illusions.

then a xerneas walks into a bar

...and everyone feels refreshed and energized!

Then a Pidgeot walks into a bar...

...and constantly flaunts its beautiful colorful mane, annoying other bar-goers.

now a Haunter floats into a bar...

...and floats on through it. It's a little bit too quiet, and there are some very angry-looking psychic types in the corner. Probably best not to upset them.

Speaking of angry psychic-types, a very irate Kadabra hovers into the bar...

and twists all the spoons they have. he must've had a real rough day.

then an electrode rolls up the bar...

...and bumps into a chair. I guess that's the end of this thread. RIP.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a Wartortle saunters into another bar...

...and refills their water supply! thanks g.

but then an appletun walks into the bar shortly after...

...and is devoured by a hungry Snorlax. Oof.

An Alakazam hovers into the bar next...

...and constantly challenges people to a game of chess. he's getting pretty annoying.

but then a Vanillish scurries into the bar...