Corrupt a Wish

You actually made the dream better. Now lemme grant you a real Togepi.

But, it don't seem friendly?



I wish to be a Pokemon Ranger.

Granted, but your capture styler is broken, and only allows you to control Metapod, Magikarp, Unown and Kriketot.

I wish I could have a picnic by the lake and eat macaroons with Victini!

granted, but victini eats all the macaroons and now there's none left

i wish for a real-life altaria!

Granted, but it is immediately taken away from you by the government, who want to study a species previously unknown on Earth. It's sitting in a laboratory being tested on, and you lose your altaria forever.

I wish the gen 3 NPCs didn't spam so many healing items, especially the gym leaders and elite four.

granted, but the gen 3 gym leader/elite 4's pokemon are immune to every single move your pokemon have

i wish for a shaymin

Granted. Here have a level 1 shaymin from which everstone is glued permanently and it just knows splash. (Yeah, if someone can get a shaymin, it can learn splash too this way)

I wish that everyone's wish are granted, and that my wish don't get corrupted.

Granted, but there is someone with a wish to kill you.

I wish for a official pokemon-maker game, where you can create your own region and fakemon.

Granted, but it costs $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

I wish to actually go to planet Mars.

Granted, you are teleported there without a spacesuit on.

I wish for Pokémon Unite to be good

Granted but your phone is not compatible with the game.

I wish I have a large house.

granted, but the house is super messy

i wish for a real poipole!

Granted, you have a real poipole who love to beat you every second and is not at all friendly.

I wish to have a real Pokemon:-
It followes my orders. (No enmity)
It has highest HP and level and EVs and IVs. (No poor stats)
It is shiny. (Yeah)
It is clean, hygeniec and smart-looking. (No bad looks)
It is of my age and I want it now. (No giving after I die lol)
It can survive on its own. (Dont make it abnormal.)
And above all, the person who completes this wish will also gets his wish Horribly Corrupted... I mean completed!

granted, but it has a very bad moveset

i wish for all the good pokemon (like my shinx) in my nuzlocke to not die

Granted. You are forced into doubling the levels of your creatures, making the game really boring to play because it's so easy.

I wish New Pokemon Snap came out 2 weeks ago.

Granted, but Nintendo put it on a timer and now you can't get it anymore.

I wish for more Unown versions!

Granted, but they get locked behind the $700 dlc called "unknown island". It's unknown why it's priced so high.

I wish for gen 3 games on the 3DS eshop

Granted, but none of the main series games are featured on the 3ds eShop. So no FRLG or RSE for you. The only gen 3 title re-released for the virtual console is Pokemon Box: Ruby and Sapphire, the storage center for the game cube. Don't get your hopes up thinking you'll have games like Colloseum to play on the eShop, none of that will become available. The only thing for purchase is Pokémon Box, and you'll be charged 100 dollars for it.

I wish I could see the 23rd Pokemon movie Koko/ Secrets of the Jungle right now-- and it be a good movie.

granted, but you have to watch it 5 times a day, and all you can do is watch it

i wish for a shiny pokemon

Granted, but you will never get another shiny unless it is this exact one!

I wish for HMs to make a comeback!

Granted, but the only one making a comeback is cut!

I wish for a gentle, tidy little pokemon that can help me with the households chores