Corrupt a Wish

[EmTheGhost]

Granted. The next-game is post-apocalyptic, so all you do is wander through ruins...all...you ever do...

I wish for the Diamond & Pearl remakes to have new Megas.

 

[Roni]

granted, everyone please welcome Mega Bibarel and Mega Male Combee! honestly i don't even know if i actually corrupted this wish :p

i wish starters could be found in the wild.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but now all starters are Magikarp and you get no pokeballs until after the 3rd gym.

I wish finding feebas was still Gen 3 hard...

 

[Roni]

granted... do i even have to corrupt this wish still? seems like it already is a corruption in and of itself.

i wish Pokemon came out with a racing game akin to MarioKart.

 

[Megan]

Granted, it now features a variety of Pokemon sitting on their trainers shoulders as those run as fast as they can. Preorder now and get an exclusive Wailord!

I wish I could play the main line games in multiplayer mode.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but in multi player mode your partner is always some elderly person who is in quagmire with technology, and can never figure out how to turn the console on. You also can't have any other partner but them.

I wish shiny Umbreon currently had the soft shiny coloration it had in the days of Pokemon Stadium 2.

 

[Megan]

Granted, we went back in time, got the Umbreons from that time and put them in the newer games. Unfortunately, back then they didn't know about all the cool moves we have now, so they don't know how to learn them. Also, they look a little off; almost as if they where coming from an older game. You can even see the edges of the polygons!

I wish for a new Rotom Appliance.

 

[Pok3pals]

Granted! You get a new appliance! We just discovered the Rotom can now go into a printer and create whatever it wants! Can make communication a lot easier as well with your Rotom and hey maybe your whole team. However, most of it's attacks are reliant on the paper and ink so hope your budget fits them along with the many different snacks, potions, and balls. As well as having the room space and strength the carry around a few stacks of printer paper and making sure that, even the smallest falls, your ink cartridges don't bust open. Guess you should've payed a bit more for a stain free interior for that bag of yours.

I wish that Dunsparce gets an evolution.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the evolution Dunsparce gains is a pre-evolution, a baby pokemon like chingling or azuril, but with one little exception or two. This first stage evolution only has the move defense curl by level up, and can learn no TM moves. Don't worry though, as soon as you k.o a legendary Pokemon using this little guy (no switching allowed) then it will absorb that legendary's energy upon winning the battle and evolve at last into Dunsparce.

I wish that I had Bianca's eyeglasses from BW2.

 

[CeruleanSky]

Granted, but you go blind so they're of no use and you can't appreciate them or anything else visually

I wish Appletun had different forms for different types of pie

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but they are only available by buying Pie Tickets worth $1000 each.

I wish no one would have power to corrupt any wish.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, now there are no wishes at all. Can't corrupt something that doesn't exist in the first place. It's a place where nobody makes wishes, has dreams or hopes. Welcome to Cyrus' world without spirit.

I wish the last several Pokemon movies had better storylines.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but the evil finally takes control of the world at the climax and ash/hero defeated.

I wish I had a Switch.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

You made the wish awesome, I'd love to see such a movie!

In any case your wish is granted. This is your new switch.

Spoiler:

Take good care of your light switch!

I wish I had a shiny, non-hacked Aegislash.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

And you hilariously corrupted my wish.

I have granted you a shiny aegislash, but its stats are less than 50.

I wish everyone live in peace.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but for this to happen Cyrus must succeed in creating his new universe.

I wish my Caterpie could learn Draco Meteor.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted but it was mistakely traded to ash.

I wish there was a Pokemon who can defeat magikarp in splashing.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now all Pokemon can learn Splash and only Splash!

I wish all Pokemon could talk.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but now humans can't speak and Pokemons train humans to fight themselves.

I wish to go to Mars.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you are now a Team Galatic grunt. You said you wanted to go to Mars, right? Well, that's where Commander Mars works. Now Mars will give you orders every day. You must surrender all your Pokemon, and just use Zubat and Stunky to be a convincing grunt. You will also have to dye your hair and get a nutty haircut for the part like this.



It probably goes without saying that you will be a villain now, and help destroy the world. I hope you're happy with those visits to Mars though.

I wish I had a real Togepi and it shared it's good luck and kindness with me.