Corrupt a Wish

[Roni]

granted, it's Sufferix and it's in endless agony after the nuclear winter malformed it and killed off its entire family. it's ability is Slowly Dying, where it loses 1/16 HP after every turn no matter what.

i wish there was already a Pokemon for every type combo possible.

 

[Janp]

Granted, there is now Charizard form for every type combination. They don't change Charizard's moveset, stats or ability, just its type.

I wish for even more Ice/Poison-type Pokémon, because Sufferix looks awesome!

 

[Roni]

granted, but they're all just alternate forms and evolutions of Sufferix. that nuclear winter really did the poor thing dirty huh?

i wish there were also cool Grass/Fire type mons introduced at the same time to add to the cool unique typings.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted,

It's a grass type because it's a corn tortilla with some hot sauce on it to give it a fire dual typing.

I wish the exp share could be turned off.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but instead you must now use experience infinity. You will forever sleep walk your way through the game OHKO everything with tackle.

I wish for a ghost Eeveelution.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, people complain that this new ghost Eeveelution is too similar to Umbreon, and so the the ghost Eevee ultimately gets retconned and is never put back into the game.

I wish more information about Legends: Arceus will be revealed.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... but you really don't like what you find!

I wish shiny Gyrarados was gold.

 

[Roni]

granted, but regular Gyarados is now a lovely shade of puke green, with pancreas pink accents.

i wish all Pokemon that have wings are immune to Ground type moves, regardless of typing.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they also gain all the weaknesses that Flying types have additionally to their typing. That means e.g. Flygon is now 8x weak to Ice and Levitate is useless.

I wish there were more Pikachu variants.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. That thing gets milked so much that even the people working on the games retire it as the mascot, and this results in the series lacking one.

I wish the next games have the Trumbeak line as available creatures in-game so that I can transfer my shiny over.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the next game is Pokemon Trumbeak edition, where the only Pokemon available to catch is Trumbeak. Every Trumbeak is also shiny, immediately lowering the value of what you have. No other pokemon but Trumbeak can be transferred either.

I wish I could be a real life Pokemon trainer.

 

[Roni]

granted, but nobody else is so there's no one to battle :c

i wish i could teleport wherever and whenever like Abra~

 

[Megan]

Now you can but since you never mentioned that you want to control it it just randomly happens and whoops: now you're in space!

I wish I got a real Master Ball.

 

[Roni]

granted, but there's no real life Pokemon around to capture it, so it's essentially useless and seen as just another toy in the eyes of everyone else.

i wish there were Unown variants for Japanese characters in Hiragana and Katakana.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but they all can be only captured by true Japanese who knows the language.

I wish I capture each and every Pokemon, became the Best Pokemon Trainer and everyone praise me happily and respectfully.

 

[Megan]

You get your wish but it's just a dream and you forget everything the moment you wake up.

I wish there were more Water/Fairy Type Pokemon.

 

[Lady Bisharp]

Granted, but it's a new regional mermaid-looking form for Jynx~

I wish the games allowed me to steal Pokémon from other trainers.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you always fail like Team Rocket, you repeatedly get caught, jailed and stuck paying heavy fines. Also stores won't sell you pokeballs anymore to catch Pokemon because your trainer's license is revoked.

I wish I could get a nice spa treatment for my tired feet from the massage lady in Castelia City.

 

[Roni]

granted, but she's extra grumpy today and charges you 10,000 Pokedollars for it :x

i wish Pokemon Centers also had hospital sections for humans.

 

[Megan]

Granted. However as the staff now needs to treat both Pokemon and humans and because there are just not enough of them the waiting line is horrendous!

I wish for more fun ruins that can be explored!