~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, they figure out you used a wish and you are punished for cheating

I wish for the ability to rewind time

granted, but it will only keep sending you back to March 17, 2002 for no reason. and you can't go back forward in time either.

i wish i'd be motivated enough right now to finish my tasks...

Granted. But now you're too tired to actually do them.

I wish for an apple

Granted. It's rotten beyond belief.

I wish I had another day off of school

Granted, you're expelled. Now you have a whole year of day offs!

I wish for an ice cube

granted. it manifests directly into your lungs.

i wish i was an avid reader of books

Granted but you will remain for it only 3 secs.

I wish I can Become The Happy Blue Face and quit dark assassin skill

(I found this name in corrupt tge isername above, but I am in a doubt that would it be corrupted or Purified??)

Granted. You get colloidal silver poisoning and your face is stuck in a permanent grin.

I wish for a pizza

granted. i found a slice in the trash just now. here you go.

i wish i had a healthy meal plan for this week

Granted. Here's your plan, but you only get the plan, you can't have food.

I wish for a cherry blossom tree in my garden that blooms all year.

Granted. The money needed to create artificial weather and soil conditions for these ruined you financially though.

I wish for a Tamagotchi

granted, but every exam going forward will be nothing but failures :c

i wish i was earning triple my salary while still doing the same amount of work

I think you went page diving Roni 😂

von Sternen said:

I wish for a Tamagotchi

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Granted. You look after it better than anyone ever has and It becomes your best friend. Then one day it falls into the toilet and you flush your best friend away.

Roni said:

i wish i was earning triple my salary while still doing the same amount of work

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Granted but money ruins you and you lose all your friends, leaving only your Tamagotchi, and we all know how that ends...

I wish for a new laptop

Ash Ketchup said:

I think you went page diving Roni 😂

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dag nabbit my eyes deceived me yet again

granted, but it's filled with b e a n s

i wish i didn't feel embarrassed right now

Granted but you lose ALL your emotions forever.

I wish to go to Japan

granted, but you only get to go to either Nagasaki or Hiroshima. and it's 1945 btw.

i wish i had bought google and amazon stock in the late 90s

Granted, but you sold them at a loss later that day.

I wish mario kart was real

granted, but blue shells now exist irl and cause massive damage to roads regularly

i wish i was a professional driver

Lunar said:

Granted but your body ages by 10 years every time you use a wish.

I wish for a chocolate fountain

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Granted, but you now play a minor role in your own life and the lives of everyone around you

i'll grant a wish even though the user above didn't make one, because i'm just that kind of genie. user above now has 7 toes on one foot.

i still wish to be a professional driver tho...