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1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

262. Walk in with a white bowlcut and a pink scarf. Pull out your best possible Southern accent. When checking out, give them an unused coupon that is at least six months expired. You go from there.
 
264.

Smear toothpaste everywhere when nobody's looking. Leave, put on a ghostbusters outfit, and come back in.
Look at the toothpaste and claim that it's ectoplasm and you need the store evacuated before the ghosts come out so you can safely rob the place I mean bust some ghosts!

Who you gonna call? It better not be the cops!
 
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