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261. Set up posters for Amazon.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3
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KOZSTAR
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262. Walk in with a white bowlcut and a pink scarf. Pull out your best possible Southern accent. When checking out, give them an unused coupon that is at least six months expired. You go from there.
Duck
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263. Ask politely to be kicked out.
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Smear toothpaste everywhere when nobody's looking. Leave, put on a ghostbusters outfit, and come back in.
Look at the toothpaste and claim that it's ectoplasm and you need the store evacuated before the ghosts come out so you can safelyrob the place I mean bust some ghosts!
Who you gonna call? It better not be the cops!
Smear toothpaste everywhere when nobody's looking. Leave, put on a ghostbusters outfit, and come back in.
Look at the toothpaste and claim that it's ectoplasm and you need the store evacuated before the ghosts come out so you can safely
Who you gonna call? It better not be the cops!
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Dress up as Santa and give everyone freebies of every item they were planning to buy
Dress up as Santa and give everyone freebies of every item they were planning to buy
Duck
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Pee in the shelves to mark your territory
Pee in the shelves to mark your territory
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267. Defend your territory against the other customers who also pee on the shelves.
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Throw fossils at people.
Throw fossils at people.
Duck
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269. Angrily demand the cashiers to give you free forest animal limbs.
And when they do kick you out, sue them. Kicking you out was clearly unconstitutional, since you have the right to bear arms.
And when they do kick you out, sue them. Kicking you out was clearly unconstitutional, since you have the right to bear arms.
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270. Face a corner wall and scream as loud as you can. Sustain for 20 seconds, or at least until security is called.
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Summon the devil in aisle 34
Summon the devil in aisle 34
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Set fire to their Apple products and say you're just roasting them.... the roast of Apple!
Set fire to their Apple products and say you're just roasting them.... the roast of Apple!
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272. Demand for a cashier in the self checkout aisle.
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274. Let termites loose in the furniture section...
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Release sky lanterns in the store.... let's see how that turns out, shall we =3
Release sky lanterns in the store.... let's see how that turns out, shall we =3
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276. Play Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is You" ... in February
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277. Start stocking Christmas products in February!
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Sell a Dad Jokes book you wrote yourself.
Sell a Dad Jokes book you wrote yourself.
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Remove the L and M on the signage so it just says WAART
Remove the L and M on the signage so it just says WAART
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Put a whoopee cushion on the cashier's chair.
Put a whoopee cushion on the cashier's chair.