1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Roni]

301

Super glue 301 Psyduck plushies on one of the aisles and run away with the 'Secret Potion'

 

[Starlight]

302.

Set 302 frogs loose in the garden section...

 

[StCooler]

303. Make an attraction for customers: catch as many frogs as you can!

 

[ReKoil]

304.

have cooler invite people over as for dinner 😏

 

[RadEmpoleon]

305. Drop the glass jam jars on the floor

 

[tenfrogs]

306

Have a Pokemon battle with plushies in the middle of an aisle

 

[Starlight]

306

Have a Pokemon battle with plushies in the middle of an aisle

Ngl that totally sounds like something I would do 😅

307.

Demand the cashier makes you a pizza while they check out your groceries

 

[Eleanor]

308.

Claim a sector of the shop all for yourself by using "Wet Floor" signs!

 

[ReKoil]

309.

Spill a whole bunch of ink on the floor somewhere and act panicked and claim a Black Hole appeared outta nowhere!

 

[Starlight]

310.

Place a protected bird's nest in the fridge aisle then call the authorities

 

[RadEmpoleon]

311. Unplug all the refrigerators and freezers

 

[ReKoil]

312

Try to teach their management ethics 😏

 

[StCooler]

313. Disguise as an employee and give diet advice / warnings about anything customers buy.

 

[Duck]

314. Disguise as a greeter and pitch an MLM to every customer that passes through the door

 

[Starlight]

315. Try to pay with blipcoin

 

[Megan]

316. Propose to every incoming customer while handing them a bag of onion rings.

 

[papper]

317. play a game of sardines with every person in the store.

 

[Starlight]

318.

Make everyone in the shop eat sardines on toast ;)

 

[ReKoil]

319.

Make people cosplay as whatever they intend to buy ^.^

 

[Roni]

320

Superglue things to the wall, so it'll be an actual wall mart