Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[StCooler]

This disk contains sensitive, classified information. Nobody can read it though, because floppy readers don't exist anymore.

What are you doing up this tree?!

Why are you dressed as a nurse?

My chansey won't obey me. This is my last hope.

I almost choked on cherry tomatoes while reading this XD

 

[Megan]

Idk, I was sleeping and when I woke up it had just grown right under me!

Where would you rather be now?

 

[Starlight]

I quite fancy visiting the Bermuda Triangle. I've heard it's lovely there at this time of year!

What is your favourite film?

 

[ReKoil]

"The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain" It's totally about making a mountain out of a molehill ! 😊
I pretty much just googled 'weird film titles'. There were a lot, most of em not exactly family friendly xD

Why are you handing out free chocolate?

 

[StCooler]

I didn't realise when I was at the supermarket, but it's chocolate with hot pepper.

Who's that guy knocking at your door with a sword?! 😱

 

[Devalue]

Who? Barry? Hired them to distress the apartment. Fell in love with the distressed look during a recent vacation. Wants everything distressed now. Finished most of the furniture yesterday. Should move onto the windows and walls after the door.

What is your preferred form of payment?

 

[Zeostar]

Monopoly money.

Why did the famous doctor quit his job?

 

[ReKoil]

The doctor discovered Pokemon Go and wanted to go on a trip around the world... indefinitely.

Where do Leprechauns go when on vacation?

 

[StCooler]

They visit their Hobbit cousins. In general they're also a magician that comes to do fireworks at a festival.

Do you want to know where Starlight hides her chocolate?

 

[Megan]

It's in the pillows! Oh wait, you asked me if I want to know and not if I know. Well, crap. Please don't tell her, ok? :(

How does it feel to fly a rocket?

 

[ReKoil]

It's great for a while and then comes to a sudden stop D=
Make sure you stack up your explosive resistance and wear a space proof piece of armor!
Oh and heatproof for your re-entry 😏

How many branches do you own?

 

[Zeostar]

3. legislative, executive and judicial

What does infinity mean?

 

[Duck]

-1/12

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[Devalue]

Under certain conditions: two. Becomes infinite against Normal-type Tootsie Pops instead of Cherry-types, though.
Thank you for not ninjaing this.

What is your opinion about pineapple on pizza?

 

[Starlight]

Oh I absolutely love it!!! I have it every day ;)

Have you ever tried archery?

 

[ReKoil]

I tried yes, but one of the arrows I shot ricocheted and I ended up taking an arrow in the knee. So I had to give up on my adventuring days D=

Spoiler:

Is it true the stars in the night sky are actually sky lanterns?

 

[Megan]

They hung them up on the sky dome that surrounds our Earth pizza!

What did you find in booger kingdom?

 

[Starlight]

There were boogeymen everywhere, boogying on down!

How many cans of soft drink can you drink in one sitting?

 

[Duck]

None, cans are solid, you silly goose.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[ReKoil]

The answer depends solely on one thing: chuck norris.
If the woodchuck tries to chuck on chuck norris, the woodchuck would get chucked out of the world of the living.

Where can you find your HP and stamina bars in real life?