Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Starlight]

I do actually! But they would kill me if I told anyone. I will just say this... the name could be Girl not Guy...

Do you play any lotteries?

 

[Zeostar]

Yes. My numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. (/reference to something).

Why does superman wear a cape?

 

[Megan]

Since he's mostly invincible he purposely gave himself a handycap in order to flex on his haters. Airplane turbines hate this guy!

How is blue ice cream made?

 

[StCooler]

Actually it's made of Smurfs. On some planets it's made of Na'vi's.

How fast can you fill your taxes?

 

[Starlight]

Pretty fast. I mean, I only have a small waste bin.

Would you fly on a dragon if you could?

 

[ReKoil]

Sadly most dragons faint from my touch alone.....

Spoiler:

How many chocolate bars would I need to win Last One To Post? 😇

 

[Megan]

How much do you have? I'm always willing to give loans (at a horrendously high interest rate, of course).

Is this your skiing outfit?

 

[Eleanor]

Wait, where? Aren't you just insinuating... that I go skiing completely naked? :O

What's your favorite Pokémon?

 

[Zeostar]

Kefka

A famous quote says "I think therefor I am".

What does that mean?

 

[Starlight]

It's a misprint. It was actually uttered in reply to Descartes' sister Jeanne who had just filled a bath and asked Rene if he was ready to jump in - he replied "I stink, therefore I am!"


Are all cats are grey in the dark?

 

[ReKoil]

Nah, cats glow in the dark! That's, like, basic knowledge!

Spoiler:

Where can I buy some Unobtainium ?

 

[Zeostar]

From the unpawnable shop.

I'm twisted in this question, how do i escape?

 

[Devalue]

Baked a key inside a cake. Extract the key when no one is looking. Made it a carrot cake to reduce the number of people interested in it.

Go to the storage room next. Hid a hole behind a poster. Leads to a computer. Place the key onto the keyboard. Hit the key.

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What does this printer error message mean?

 

[ReKoil]

You mean one of these?

Spoiler:

All our printers have the souls of the damned in them. This is their punishment for their misdeeds. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe and you can just ignore the message 😈

How'd your presentation go?

 

[Megan]

They were trying to sell me! Suppose, I'm just too cute for this world... D:

Where did that light come from?

 

[Eleanor]

That was a Five star wish in Genshin Impact! Qiqi specifically...

What do you think about Facebook?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm pretty sure nobody would buy a Book with my Face on it, so..... I don't see the point! 😜

Did you paint that? =o

 

[Devalue]

No. Channeled the collective ability of thousands of sentient, passing ghosts. Acted as their instrument, much like a paintbrush. Created this glorious, one-on-a-kind painting of...a bee. Maybe a wasp? Declines to question precisely what or why. Clearly chose something to impart unto living. Leaves it for you to unlock. Could be yours...for a price.

(Hopes to make a mint off this, okay? Bids like crazy over things like toast and weirdly-shaped crackers. Why not "The Bee from the Afterlife"?)
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What is something you were taught in school, but never used afterward?

 

[StCooler]

I've never been to school. I got all my knowledge from my conversations with Arceus directly. It told me a lot of useless things too, though.

What went wrong in the mind of the first person who milked a cow?

 

[Megan]

They didn't do it for the milk. They just really wanted to milk a cow. But then someone else happened to come by and was like "Oh, look! There's stuff coming out! I wonder if we could sell it for profit". And that was the day when Lactose Intolerance was invented.
The guy then moved on to milk a lot more cows.

What even is a "Moderator", anyway?