Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[ReKoil]

Someone who has to rate all the modes of life. An ungrateful and time consuming job. You constantly have to move from country to country as you try out life there at varying incomes.
All the while knowing that the ones you end up liking won't be permanent D=
And then you have to go publish your findings and every country nags and complains about how inaccurate it is.

Is that a ban-hammer Mjöllnir that's flying at me ? 😗

 

[Zeostar]

Yeah, but it's not real. It's just loki and his trickery.

Left, Middle, Or Right.

Why did you pick the middle?

 

[StCooler]

Survival instinct. Actually we were talking about walking on a thin path with lava on the left, and a lake full of piranhas on the right.

How did you get that gold medal?

 

[Megan]

I smelted some copper and zinc and then wrote gold on it. It's funny how easy you can trick people into believing you've got a gold medal. Wanna buy one, yourself? Real gold, I swear. :)

What's your job?

 

[Starlight]

I'm a professional chocolate tester. Unfortunately it gets a bit much eating 400 bars a day, but someone's gotta do it to make sure the quality is ok for everyone else. You're welcome btw!

Can you disco dance?

 

[ReKoil]

I dance on the roof of the discotheque all the time!
where nobody can see me and mock my dancing =D

How are you herding all those cats?!

 

[Megan]

It's easy when you're their leader. :3

When was the last time you played a game?

 

[Retek]

1500 years ago, and it was called Chess I think? IDK, my memory's a little foggy now...

Do you have chocolate? I'm craving some right now!

 

[Zeostar]

Yes. We enter a medieval sword duel for it.

...Honestly that sounds pretty excessive, so just take the chocolate.

What's your public service announcement?

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

That's totally what the dog's called, right? 😇

Why did you suddenly start speaking Latin?

 

[Zeostar]

It's trendy.

What else is trendy?

 

[StCooler]

Breathing. Everybody does it nowadays.

What are you doing in this river?

 

[Megan]

Washing my dishes. It's cheaper than doing it at home and it also allows me to enjoy the scenery at the same time.

Where's the demand for this supply?

 

[Eleanor]

You never know who might need this supply... just wait until prices rise!
* secretly plans to brainwash people into wanting what she's selling *

What's your favorite flower?

 

[ReKoil]

Poppies !

Spoiler:

They are a reminder of the sacrifices made by the iron golems.... 😈

What's your throne made out of?

 

[Devalue]

Precious, highly sought-after materials: toilet paper and paper towel.

What should you do if two of your friends refuse to speak to each other?

 

[Megan]

Glue them together. They will make up no matter the cost!

Can you give me the handle?

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, just let me rip it off the machine first.
Here you go!
What do you want a broken handle for though? 🤔

Why does your cat keep coming over to my place?

 

[papper]

he can't find his gameboy D:

what's your favorite genre of music?

 

[StCooler]

ASMR.

Do you own gold?