Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Megan]

The bed was created by people who considered themselves high and mighty. It also costs money. The floor on the other hand is everywhere. You don't need to pay for it. It was the og bed and doesn't consider itself above itself, like a bed does. It's true to itself so why not sleep on the floor?

Are you aware that if you are being caught again you'll end up in prison?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I am so high above the law, the cops can't see me.

What are you doing with that box of cheese?

 

[ReKoil]

It moved on it's own. I'd check the expiration date, but I need to flip it over and something might come out if I do that D=
Anyway, obviously I'm gonna sell this on ebay =D

Where did you get that odd looking plant?

 

[Megan]

I found it in a store. It was stuck between the aisles for bakery and nukes. They told me it's called "Hamburger Plant" because of the type of fruit it bears.

Can I see you tomorrow again?

 

[StCooler]

Sure. But you need a Visa, a negative molecular Covid test, and also some equipment, like a space suit, and dried food. And you have to pay your trip in space rocket.
But other than that, you're welcome.

Are you a famous Youtuber?

 

[ReKoil]

Well my videos are famous for disappearing if that counts.....

Why did the mod ban the Glaceon?

 

[Zeostar]

The mod was a jealous leafeon who had wanted to evolve into a glaceon.

Why are you in prison?

 

[Starlight]

Mugging... I stole someone's coffee.

Can you touch your toes?

 

[Megan]

I'll tell you when I find them. I'm not good at keeping the house clean.

Why is pink the best color?

 

[StCooler]

Actually there is a mathematical theorem that states:

Theorem (Riemann, 1853). If pink pink/pink, pink-pink'pink pink{pink}, and pink#pink Pink, then Pink-Pink-pînk pink. Besides, Pink pink if and only if pink-pinkèpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpinkpink, which is a considerable gain.

One of the corollaries states:

Corollary. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!!!!!

It's funny this theorem is not that famous comparing to how famous Riemann and his work are.

Why can't I plug an Ethernet cable to my brain so I don't need a computer or a phone to access the internet?

 

[ReKoil]

Your brain has antiquated hardware. I'd recommend visiting your nearest Cybermen conversion center and having yourself upgraded!

Spoiler:

How humble are you about your feats?

 

[Starlight]

Very. They keep me upright, but then so do most people's. No big deal.

Can you sing opera music?

 

[Devalue]

Yes! With a spear and magic helmet. Will give you a sample.


Wonders how many people will get that reference.

How do you stop the government from spying on you?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Because then you would be able to smell colors and that's not good...

Why is there a chicken in the sink?

 

[ReKoil]

Do you expect me to fill the bath for a chicken that wants to bathe? The sink will do just fine tyvm.....

Why is there a jukebox in your bedroom?

Yes! With a spear and magic helmet. Will give you a sample.

Wonders how many people will get that reference.

Spoiler:

 

[RadEmpoleon]

It's my bed bug zapper.

What are you doing with that bucket?

 

[StCooler]

Response to ReKoil:
I was kidnapped by aliens. They were coming to the Earth just to retroengineer human jukeboxes. However, they couldn't quite get how they worked.
Unfortunately I had uploaded my resume to a resume-library (I don't know the name in English: it's a website, typically owned by your university, where you can put your resume for employers to find you more easily). The extraterrestrials found that I had a master degree in jukeboxes, so they kidnapped me to help them.
It was tough to help them. They had an automatic translator but they bought a low-cost one, it only had the main language of Earth, that is, Chinese, and I don't speak Chinese.
The jukebox you saw when you broke into my house to steal my dome fossils, is a jukebox from their planet, that they offered to me to thank me for showing them how to turn it on.
Now give me back my dome fossils or I call my new alien friends.

EDIT: I took so much time to post that RadEmpoleon would have time to post 10 times.
Response to RadEmpoleon:
I want to catch a whale at the beach, before releasing it.


You have only one chocolate bar. I steal two of them from you. How many are there left?

Yes! With a spear and magic helmet. Will give you a sample.

Wonders how many people will get that reference.

Is that a Jojo reference?
Just kidding, I didn't know the reference but Google gave me the answer.

 

[ReKoil]

All the other ones I stole from you earlier =D
Not gonna give you a number so that you have to go and count your chocolate bars! =3 😉

Have you had Megan teach you how to wrestle a bear yet?

The jukebox you saw when you broke into my house to steal my dome fossils, is a jukebox from their planet, that they offered to me to thank me for showing them how to turn it on.
Now give me back my dome fossils or I call my new alien friends.

Tell your alien friends I've got Salt and I ain't afraid to use it! EN GARDE! 🙃
also 😂

 

[RadEmpoleon]

No, Megan is too busy wrestling with lions to teach me how to wrestle bears.

Do ghosts believe in you?

 

[Starlight]

All my ghost friends are really supportive actually, I'm very lucky. Especially when it comes to poetry, they really believe in that, and they cheer me on no end :)

Can you see that?