Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Starlight]

Yes that was me! Unfortunately none of you are rich enough to be in my secret chocoilluminati, so naturally you won't be able to access it, just like most of the world mwahahahahaha!!!


What is the best topping for breakfast oats?

 

[Megan]

Pineapple! Oh wait, I confused it with pizza! Idk. oat maybe?

They said I need to go right but where is this "right" they were talking about?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Well, the right way is the left one, the only one that is left, right there!

Where should we go now ?

 

[Duck]

I thought you were the one in charge of directions.

Do you want some ice cream?

 

[ReKoil]

Nuh-uh. Ice cream is gross.

Spoiler:

I'm sowwy ice cream... I need to make a twist D=

Why do you have so many waffles stored in your pantry?

 

[Megan]

I wanted to store all the important food first before the Apocalypse happens. But someone already took all the chocolate so I had to settle for second best. <_<

This rock is so particularly round!

 

[Duck]

There isn't a question there :x

What makes chocolate chocolate?

 

[StCooler]

Nothing makes chocolate. Chocolate has existed since before the birth of the universe, 13.8 billion years ago. It is responsible for all the laws of the universe that we know and even those we don't know yet. The chocolate we eat is a residue of the original chocolate.

What is the best invention of mankind?

 

[Devalue]

Bubble wrap. Pop pop pop pop pop pop. Do you need anything else in life?

How do you tell if a watermelon is ripe enough?

 

[ReKoil]

Just knock on it three times. If it doesn't knock back you're good.

Is there any way to open that door?

 

[Duck]

You ask it politely.

What is love?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Love is what comes from the heart!

Why are you looking at me like that ?

 

[Megan]

You have a thing there! No, the other side! Hah! You fell for it twice! :D

How can I convince you to let it go?

 

[Duck]

A million dollars cash in small unmarked bills.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[ReKoil]

The entire lumber mill's inventory. Chuck Norris is the foreman after all. The woodchucks have all been trained by him. There is no wood they can't chuck.

How did you acquire the Mona Lisa?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Oh, I borrowed a certain magic tablet to cause ruckus in the museum at night, took advantage of the mess to take the painting, and also got a Kecleon (an acquaintance) to paint and put a false, identical copy in its place!

Edit : Sorry, I was so busy carrying the painting that I forgot to ask a question!

 

[Megan]

You must be Red! He's the only one who can turn "..." into a question! :D

Why did I lose?

 

[StCooler]

I suspect you didn't bribe the right moderator...

What's wrong with the universe?

 

[ReKoil]

People stopped speaking in the ancient verse of uni and yet expect things to keep working out.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It is not the universe's fault we are no longer versed in it's verse of uni.... humanity chose seclusion!

What would you like on your pizza?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Everything BUT cheese. I'm quite allergic to cheese.

Where's the best place to hide when you're playing hide and seek?