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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Magikarp of course! Originally a poketrainer, the poor orange fish was condemned to a fate of eternal splashing after his humiliating defeat against a wild Caterpie. :(

Why does a Joltik weigh more than a Metagross?
 
It wants to get fat for hibernation. :)

Why can't my Ferrothorn learn Soft-Boiled? :'(
 
Because who said trees (grass-related) were weak to fire?
Why can't a Pokémon know all 8 HM's at the same time?
 
Maybe she doesn't like the taste of them...

How high can a Pidgey fly?
 
Because you didn't bring enough Repels. ;P

What are Repels even made out of?
 
Your mom's chest hair!

Why do Zubats live in caves?
 
V = np^2, where n is the number of pokeballs, and p is the weight of Mt Silver.

Why does Rhydon have Lightningrod?
 
To catch lightning-fast Pokemon. 8)

Why can't my Shinx stay Shinx forever but with the power of Luxray? :c
 
Because it'd eventually end up losing to a level 5 Snivy like a certain electric rodent in the anime!

Why can't you just capture pokemon with apricorns instead of turning them into pokeballs?
 
Because you might end up eating one. D:

Why did I delete my Blue Rescue Team file a while ago when it was awesome? >_<
 
A psychic Pokémon used mind control and made you delete it. (Annoying little buggers!)

Why did I breed my Bayleef on Crystal?
Spoiler:
 
Because you were afraid Team Meanies would come out of the game and ruin your life.

Why have Dunsparce wings?
 
Because it's secretly Arceus's offspring and a god in disguise! They didn't want Dunsparce to seem suspicious amongst all the others so they gave him a cute appearance with wings to match.

Why can't Metapod learn anything other than Harden?
 
"What doesn't kill you, makes you harden." - Honest Game Trailer Pokémon

Why is Mewtwo #150 and Mew #151?
 
Mewtwo thinks he is surperior, so he erased the scientists memories and made it appear that he was discovered first .

Why does Brock make soup three meals a day, every day?
 
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