EDIT: Actually...nah, JD is correct. I encourage you to lynch me. What could possibly go wrong?
Yep. Just me and my vests. Vests, that only protect against guns. Not lynches. Vests that I couldn't even have because I've been shooting people. Yep, those vests.
It's not like I've said that I'm immortal or anything. No, that certainly isn't the case here.