Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

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GreyBidoof said:
Well, seeing as there's no way around this now,

/flashes badge

Special Agent Bidoof, of the ROA, at your service. The information I have for you is this, last night I discovered that, to my surprise, that Klippy is in fact a mafia.

That is all I have so far. I have no way to prove this, but why would I lie? The mafia will kill me now either way. At least get Klippy, instead of wasting your lynch on your own benefactor.
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So confused.

So that's why Klippy has been pushing for the anti-doof? But you could just be lying...

u___u /brainsplode
 
I honestly wouldn't be surprised for that to be true. Let's give Klippy the benefit of the doubt, though, and let him defend himself.
 
Of course, the Special Agent inspected the most valuable player of the game. Pretty sure that if Klippy isn't a mafia yet, the recruiter will try to recruit him anyway lol.

On that note this is moving faster than I thought it will
 
Yeah...because I started the vote for him, suddenly I'm a Blarzer? Seems awfully convenient given the circumstances. :/
 
[PokeCommunity.com] Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]


Quite the turn of event as we hit a little over 12 hours into day one...

36 more hours to go!
 
Either Grey is a Blarz and is just trying to pull a fast one to save himself or he's an innocent and just trying to turn the vote to save himself by blaming me for starting the vote on him when Gunner's the one who hinted at him. If she had amnesia/brainwash, why would she remember only ONE name? She even can't remember her own name. So either everyone's getting confused and tricked (she's being forced to say his name as part of her brainwash/amnesia), Grey is just throwing my name in the dirt because I cast the first vote for him based on Gunner's post, or he's a Blarz and trying to shift the vote.

I guess it'd be too much to ask our real Investigator to reveal themself this early, but that'd be one way to prove him wrong or at least prove there's something crazier going on. Gimme and Fox did say this game would be a lot crazier than any before.
 
This would be a really silly move for GB to pull off to try and save himself, though. If he's wrong about Klippy then he will definitely out himself as blarzigodian and be lynched the next day. Getting to live one day longer isn't really all that much.
 
No matter how you look at it, silver Bidoof's actions is risky in every single way possible. Given the circumstances there's 2 possible outcomes to this if Klippy ended up getting the gun to the face:

1. If Klippy is a Blarzigordian, then silver Bidoof will be the target the following night.
2. If Klippy's not a Blarzigordian, then silver Bidoof will be the target to lynch the following day.

Either way it doesn't look good for silver Bidoof. I guess crystal Bidoof is winning the Bidoof wars.
 
I never said I remembered him, I said that I'm sussing him out because of his actions towards me. However, I'm having second thoughts on it tbh... I believe that GB is our investigator, but even so, I won't be voting for Klippy on the benefit of a doubt here.

GB, if you can, please help me find this brainwasher guy, it would be godsend if you do.

For now, I'm retracting my vote to GB and sussing out another person...

[kill] Jupiter

Whoever you are, seems like you don't want me around...
 
EVENT​

Lord Blarzigord sat on his throne in the cosmos, contemplating the quarrel of the humans below him. He yawned, destroying a few minor universes as he did so. He snapped his tentacles - do not question how, for he is Blarzigord and do anything he pleases - and a hideous creature appeared before him.

"My Lord." it said in a raspy voice, bowing.

"I wish for entertainment from these humans." the tentacled one commanded. "I find their conversations to be most banal."

The servant bowed again. "It shall be done, your tentacleness."

As he said so, the servant vanished. Moments later, he was on planet earth, casting what seemed to be a sort of curse on the land. After he had finished the incantation, he disappeared again, leaving behind a symbol closely resembling a tentacle with the words 'Praise Blarzigord' written on them.

From now till the end of the day phase, all posts - including votes - must be in the form of poetry and lyrics. If your post does not abide to such rules, your vote will not be counted and will count as if you were inactive.​
 
To Jupiter:

Did you have to do this?
I was thinking that you could be trusted.

Taylor Swift - Bad Blood [Album Version]
 
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Foxrally said:
Haikus, poems, songs, anything works as long as it is melodic and has lyrics ~ ♫
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Through meticulous analysis of history
I will find a way to make the people worship me.
By studying the conquerors of days gone by,
I'll discover the mistakes that made them go awry.
So that you can make the same mistakes if you just try.

By studying the past so carefully,
I won't repeat the same mistakes of history.
You'll never make another mistake, you see,
'cause you'll fall asleep from reading all that history.
 
(Walks in swiftly, affixing his cuff links and straightening his tie. The smalle tales on his blue suit flapped behind him as he walked forward, his red hair slicked back in an abnormally pointed way.

Kicking the door, he waltzes in to the middle of the group and slams a paper down on his desk which is conveniently present desk.)

https://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7929913

To be fair to the case at hand,
I've not been here to express in a grand,
State of mind or state of being,
My opinions from what I've been seeing.

You're worried about Mr. Bid00f,
Are his claims about Klippy now fullproof?
But without further knowledge,
There's no way to call it,
As his claims may be false and aloof.

So after returning from two days so ill,
I ask that you hear now my will,
Kill off the HM slave,
See if murder he did crave,
If not then next Klippy we'll kill.

By going one at a time,
In glorious rhyme,
We take a large risk,
But view it like this,

One is the truth-teller,
One is the liar,
If both have to die,
Then we'll root out a crier.

A crier for Blarzigord,
The mafia's child,
Make both of them die,
And the mafia goes wild.

For most likely, one of theirs is now dead.

Understand my logic and hopefully you'll agree with what I've said.

So in the pursuit of justice and future proof,

[EXECUTE]GreyBidoof

And if innocent he seems to be,
Well then we'll just kill Klippy.​
 
regardless of whether GreyBidoof is right,
recruitment of Klippy seems clear as daylight
for he is simply
a well-known MVP
so he'll be a target most any night

i'm sorry i suck at poetry SO BAD
 
Grey Bidoof's claims have gone under heavy fire
But I offer a suggestion that may further raise your ire
If Klippy truly aims
To lay waste to GB's claims
Why not reveal YOUR role or hereby be branded a liar?​
 
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